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Take it from an old guy. The hacks never stop coming, and somehow you don't really want them to. But you learn that you'll survive them. And other hacks will come. And you'll survive them too. If you're lucky, you'll have lots of scars from lots of hacks. And lots of shitposts.

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sadly after covid happened it became mandatory to delete your entire tweet history because dudes got called out for calling their friends retards and other names on call of duty 4 modern warfare

This is what it will look like when its done. cc: @taylor_ @jackbutcher creditunion.fun/union/0x7C0C…

i’m a degen through and through, and i don’t consider myself a feminist. HOWEVER, what the fuck is happening to crypto marketing? yes, booth babes have always been a thing. and sure, it’s cute when you ask what a project does and a hot Asian girl who doesn’t speak English hands you a t-shirt instead. but where does it stop? first, we had a party at a strip club at Consensus. how is a guy supposed to take me seriously professionally while a girl my age is shaking her ass next to us? then came the whole selling your body thing. yes, the hook is amazing. gg from a marketing perspective. but isn’t it sad watching so many women jump on this trend, even selling their “left and right boob”? and now this. i’m not dissing this specific artwork. as a marketer and a degen, i think it’s one of the best creatives i saw at KBW. but i can appreciate a good hook and still ask what the fuck we’re doing. with more and more literal porn and sexualization of women in crypto, how is this industry supposed to feel inclusive, let alone look remotely serious to anyone with more than 50 IQ? we want institutions to take us seriously. we want more women building, investing and working in crypto. meanwhile, we’re putting fetish imagery next to “wallet screening APIs for institutions.” the jokes write themselves. when did “sex sells” become our entire creative strategy? sincerely, a tired marketer

Introducing Griffin, the first model to pass the video Turing test. 48% of people who talked to it live thought it was a real human. Previous systems have had a pass rate <3%. It is #1 on NVIDIA's benchmark for full-duplex AI video. It’s the first Human Interaction Model (HIM).

I don't want a "dot." I don't want a "muse." I want a scheming Chinese eunuch. I want a silver-tongued, unctuous vizier who says "most judicious, sire."