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Psychonaut, Heretic, Rebel, Differently-abled INDEPENDENT w/ a Masters n Sex Drugs & Rock n' Roll. Interested in Stand-up, how ironical...(all I do is sit-down)

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Joined September 2010
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"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience." -Julius Caesar
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Tammy Duckworth is a Real American & a Patriot. Petey Hegsmegma is Faux Patriot Wannabe, Horseshit Pussy, that would have shit himself & got his soldiers killed in Iraq. These are FACTS.
🇺🇸 Pete Hegseth just got absolutely humiliated by Senator Tammy Duckworth! Senator Tammy Duckworth, a retired U.S. Army lieutenant colonel who lost both legs while serving in Iraq, challenged Hegseth: "I'm glad you brought that up. Can you name a single country that belongs to ASEAN and explain what agreement we have with it? And, by the way, how many countries are in ASEAN? Frankly, I'm not sure you even know who our allies are." Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth: "Well, I can't give you the exact number, but I certainly know our allies in South Korea, Japan, and Australia..." Senator Duckworth: "None of the countries you just mentioned are members of ASEAN. I suggest you do your homework before engaging in these discussions." And this is the kind of clueless bullshit running the Pentagon. Absolutely unbelievable.
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🎤 from tommy's ig! @ somekidtommy
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Woman who murdered her two year old daughter was hoping for a gentler opening monologue
Casey Anthony Appears to Sound Off on Shane Gillis Following 'SNL' Monologue, Tells Men to 'Do Better'
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Classic Bit & Never TRUER, Greg Giraldo had 1 of the best RE: this topic too wish I could find it but it was on a DVD I had MANY yrs ago, essentially saying "sure my Ass is hanging out & my Tits pushed up but I only wanted CERTAIN ppl to notice, that's just Collateral Dmg Lady!"
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Whores for Shane ! 🇺🇸❤️🧘🏽‍♀️
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Yup, and God help you if you even TRY to show some sideboob....smh. But Watch some ppl get their brains blown out on ANY TV show or fishing an eyeball out of a toilet while making a joke (that actually happened on the show Bones one time btw) and NO PROB! We're Soooo fucked up.
You have to apologise for swearing at midnight on the telly in the country that's going to livestream an execution.
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Again (said this b4) I've done EVERY DRUG under the Sun worth doing, some I've done A LOT. At 1 point I was snorting Oxy, Coke & Xanax (mixed together) in rails the size of your index finger. I ASSURE YOU that Kratom had absolutely NOTHING to do w the death's of these men. ZERO.
Remember when the headlines were screaming about the two Ole Miss students and blaming kratom before the full facts were available? Well, look what just came out in court. 👀 According to statements made by a defense attorney, one student died from the combined use of multiple substances, including cough syrup. The other died from inhalation asphyxiation. And investigators reportedly found MGM-15 and MGPI, potent kratom-related derivatives, in both students' systems. The complete toxicology reports have NOT been publicly released. Now I have some questions. Where are all those journalists who were so quick to point the finger at kratom? And why aren't we talking more about the businesses allegedly selling illegal products, even after acknowledging how dangerous they were? I've said it from the beginning: investigate EVERYTHING. Release the toxicology findings. Identify every substance involved. Hold irresponsible sellers accountable. But stop lumping responsible adults who consume kratom into the same category as businesses selling dangerous, illegal derivatives. These distinctions matter. If the media had enough confidence to blame kratom before the investigation was complete, they should have enough integrity to report every new finding with the same enthusiasm. Let's see how many give these courtroom revelations the same attention they gave those original headlines. #Kratom #KratomAdvocacy #NaturalKratom #OleMiss #MediaAccountability #FactsMatter #ConsumerSafety
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This is the DELUSION of a man that has never known the love (or face of his father😉) of a Real Man in his life. All he knows is greed & hatred therefore he wants nothing more than to dream about being accepted (& feeling of pride from a Real & Actual man. Which he'll never know.
He's a draft dodger.
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Pure & Utter PROPAGANDA The Fallacy known as the "War" on Drugs is a complete FUBAR, it has wasted Billions of $'s & Cost countless lives ALL FOR NOTHING for 50+ yrs!! This is hypocrisy at it's purest core, as long as it's "State-Sanctioned" Addiction they don't give 2 wet shits.
Calm down chuck, put this into context. Kratom is a plant and a very mild product. You want to ban it? You have tried to ban cocaine (just a little more powerful and popular) and *#!’d away trillions of our tax $$ in your stupid failed ‘war on drugs.’ Tons of coke flow into the US every day. It’s everywhere. People OD on coke. Why aren’t you stopping that? After decades of the Dea the drug war the narcotics boards customs drug dogs swat vehicles … when do you deploy icbms? What a failure. It does not take a rocket scientist to see that coke is a far bigger issue for Prohibitionists like yourself and that you will never stop. What about alcohol? 178,000 deaths a year. When are you getting on your authoritarian police state high horse and banning that too? It’s orders of magnitude more damaging than kratom. Kratom is very mild and about the only thing pain patients can turn to for relief, since your Dea et al have more/less banned safe rx opioid pain meds and unwittingly (maybe… some say it’s all by design) turned over pain management to the cartels. We’re tired of the faux misplaced outrage while the nation and streets are awash in coke heroin meth fentanyl nitazenes and more drugs on the streets. Your drug war and Prohibitionist mentality have been massive expensive failures. Instead of tripling down on this stupidity how about ending the drug war? That would be a lasting sensible legacy and show some intestinal fortitude.
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A YouTuber built a DIY Flock-style camera that only tracks police vehicles—cheap Amazon cam, laptop, and AI that flags cop cars, reads plates, and maps the data. Cops showed up at his door asking what he planned to do with all that information. His reply: that’s the exact question citizens ask when you point the same tech at us. Surveillance feels different once the cameras turn around. Karma.
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Ted Nugent is going through it y’all. Who wants to tell him? #FAFO I can’t wait till they start saying stuff like well. “You didn’t tell us that he was going to (insert thing we told them 1 million times here).”
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THIS IS HILARIOUS! If you're sick and tired of MAGA morons telling you that you should leave the country if you have complaints about it, this clip is for YOU.
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This is Garrett Langley, the CEO of Flock Surveillance Cameras. Please DO NOT REPOST HIS IMAGE, because while his company wants to photograph you wherever you go,... and digitally store everything you do,... they themselves do not want to be photographed,... because they value their privacy.
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This guy is the CEO of Flock He takes pictures of you and hands them over to the cops But, he doesn’t want you to know what he looks like PLEASE do NOT share his photo!
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Yea, "Pls vote for us! So we don't have to pay for the crimes we've committed against you and the rest of this country (let alone the World)" fucking ridiculous. "Vote for us so we can do the COMPLETE FUCKING OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE PROMISED!" 🙄
I love when Trump supporters say you have to vote Republican even though you didn’t get “everything you wanted.” It sounds a lot better than saying “you have to vote Republican even though they lied you into an unwinnable war of aggression, on behalf of a foreign nation, after promising not to.”
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🔥 🇺🇸 Tammy Duckworth just became our pick for president. And I’m not moving off of that until somebody one-ups her and that’s not gonna be easy because she’s the first. Mark this moment down. That was a very important sentence. 🤯
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I just don't understand the outright hypocrisy of this opioid-nazi-istic B.S. (yes I made that word up) WHY do they "seem" to care soooo much? We can doomscroll till our eyes bleed while betting the mortgage on a soccer gm while snorting PRESCRIBED Xanax & chugging Tequila /
At the recent Huntington meeting, Andrew Kolodny claimed that “about 5% of U.S. adults are addicted to opioids.” Here’s what that claim actually means compared with the newest 2025 NSDUH: Kolodny’s claim: ➡️ ~13.5 MILLION adults addicted to opioids ➡️ ~5% of U.S. adults 2025 NSDUH: ➡️ ~3.76 million adults have any OUD — including mild ➡️ Only ~1.59 million adults have moderate or severe OUD (what is considered addiction) ➡️ Moderate/severe OUD = only ~0.6% of U.S. adults So Kolodny claims 13.5 million / 5% are “addicted.” The newest federal survey shows 1.59 million / ~0.6% of adults with moderate or severe OUD (opioid addiction) That’s roughly an 8.5-fold difference. And this is an addiction specialist making this claim. 13.5 million vs. 1.59 million. 5% vs. 0.6%. These numbers are not remotely the same. Are doctors allowed to just lie like this without any repercussions? @ChadDKollas
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but man you best do some yoga for that UNRELENTING SEVERE CHRONIC PAIN?!? Such absolute fucking nonsensical BULLSHIT. Andy Kolodny can suck my Fat Balls. Absolute HYPOCRISY. "Do No Harm" MY ASS.
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