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Swiff

@swiff

Books, hockey, music.

 Pennsylvania, USA
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Joined September 2008
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My misunderstood art will resonate through the centuries
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@AndySwanOct 31
Imagine being a 17yo kid. You're down 5 with 3.8 seconds left in the State Championship. Then this happens
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@NHLOct 21
ARSENY GRITSYUK, WHAT A GOAL 😱
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It’s been 3 years and I still think of this tweet every time we play the blues
Charlie Arsenault (@cwarsenault) profile pictureCharlie Arsenault@cwarsenault29 Jun 2023
Dvorsky is what hockey bros call it when their parents split up
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“I don’t even want a cheeseburger. I just want revenge” has got to be one of the best @survivorcbs going-out lines in show history
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phil@blackphilledSep 18
"why dont they make movies like this anymore" because akira kurosawa just killed that extra. hes dead. Akira Kurosawa killed over 12,000 people in his career as director. murder was outlawed in japan only in 1981
Miou (@Once4alll) profile pictureMiou@Once4alllSep 16
Seven Samurai (1954) | Akira Kurosawa
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If I had a nickel
Shub (@shub0414) profile pictureShub
@shub0414Sep 13
Out of claude tokens so Onlyfans support bot is my software engineer now
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lol amazing work
Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) profile pictureAnonymous
@YourAnonNewsSep 4
New job: Practice your robot skills so you can take AI's job!
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My 7-year-old daughter heard me say that Dolly Parton died, and got visibly very sad. I was surprised she even knew that name. “You know Dolly Parton?” In the sweetest timid voice, she replied: “Well, I don’t _know_ know her. But she sent me books.” 🥹😢😭
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Nick Drake is one of my favourite people named after a type of bird theft. Others include Russell Crowe, Rob Fowler, Peregrin Took and Jack Sparrow.
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Never gonna happen
20 Years Ago Sports (@20YearsAgoSport) profile picture20 Years Ago Sports
@20YearsAgoSportAug 6
Alex Ovechkin is preparing for year 2 in the NHL this season following his incredible rookie year. He won the Calder Trophy for the best rookie in the league thanks to his 52 goals which were 3rd in the league. The Capitals are hoping Ovechkin can continue to develop his skills and be a top goal scorer in the league for years to come.
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One more time let’s give it up for the #discobiscuits
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Christopher Nolan expects audiences to believe this trip lasted 10 years
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The greatest interaction on the internet ever. #HOTD
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@jarvis_bestJul 15
This book is going to rule.
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Paging Doctor Giger… Doctor H.R. Giger
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Nailed it
LandonTengwall (@LandonTengwall) profile pictureLandonTengwall
@LandonTengwallJul 7
This feels like every big Penn State game from 2017-2025
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Thrilla the Gorilla (@ThrillaRilla369) profile pictureThrilla the Gorilla
@ThrillaRilla369Jul 6
Anyone who was surfing the early web between 1995-2009, what’s the one website you still think about? I’ll go first CheatCC .com
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Why does everyone keep enabling Trump? Cowards, all of them
Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) profile pictureBrian Allen
@allenanalysisJul 5
BREAKING: The White House reportedly asked FIFA President Gianni Infantino to review U.S. men's national team forward Folarin Balogun's red card suspension. FIFA subsequently overturned the suspension, making Balogun eligible to face Belgium. If accurate, it would mark the first reversal of its kind in decades and has already sparked debate over presidential influence in international sports.
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Fans of Fletcher should not miss this
FletchGod Apocalypse (@FletcherMR) profile pictureFletchGod Apocalypse@FletcherMRJun 27
Slightly ahead of schedule, LONG ISLAND MEMORIAL is now available in paperback from your local Amazon! amazon.com/dp/B0H6SNP842
Long Island Memorial

Long Island Memorial

When a catastrophic accident at Brookhaven National Laboratory tears a hole in the fabric of reality, Long Island Memorial Hospital becomes ground zero for something far worse than any medical...

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Tell a knock knock joke
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