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Swiff

@swiff

Books, hockey, music.

 Pennsylvania, USA
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Joined September 2008
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@AndySwanOct 31
Imagine being a 17yo kid. You're down 5 with 3.8 seconds left in the State Championship. Then this happens
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@NHLOct 21
ARSENY GRITSYUK, WHAT A GOAL 😱
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It’s been 3 years and I still think of this tweet every time we play the blues
Charlie Arsenault (@cwarsenault) profile pictureCharlie Arsenault@cwarsenault29 Jun 2023
Dvorsky is what hockey bros call it when their parents split up
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phil@blackphilledSep 18
"why dont they make movies like this anymore" because akira kurosawa just killed that extra. hes dead. Akira Kurosawa killed over 12,000 people in his career as director. murder was outlawed in japan only in 1981
Miou (@Once4alll) profile pictureMiou@Once4alllSep 16
Seven Samurai (1954) | Akira Kurosawa
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My 7-year-old daughter heard me say that Dolly Parton died, and got visibly very sad. I was surprised she even knew that name. “You know Dolly Parton?” In the sweetest timid voice, she replied: “Well, I don’t _know_ know her. But she sent me books.” 🥹😢😭
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Nick Drake is one of my favourite people named after a type of bird theft. Others include Russell Crowe, Rob Fowler, Peregrin Took and Jack Sparrow.
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Christopher Nolan expects audiences to believe this trip lasted 10 years
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The greatest interaction on the internet ever. #HOTD
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@jarvis_bestJul 15
This book is going to rule.
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All I can say about the reflecting pool debacle is that I thought it would be impossible to top the Four Seasons Landscaping plot line, but having the guy who said he was gonna drain the swamp accidentally MAKE A GIANT SWAMP is giving it a run for its money.
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Detroit had the Russian Five. Florida will have the January 6
nirful (@H_0CKEY) profile picturenirful@H_0CKEYJun 21
Tkachuk-Bennett-Tkachuk who the fuck is stopping that line
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One of the wildest stats in sports: This is the 46TH CONSECUTIVE SEASON in which a former teammate of Jaromir Jagr has appeared in the Stanley Cup Final. This year, it's Golden Knights defenseman Rasmus Andersson, who played with Jágr in Calgary in 2017-18.
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So if they're using Aliens to distract us from the Epstein Files, is this technically Alien vs. Predator? 🤔 
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sha ☆@ivymreauApr 22
i am NOT a cocomelon parent you’re going to sit down and watch all 115 of macklin’s 2025-2026 season points
San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) profile pictureSan Jose Sharks
@SanJoseSharksApr 22
From 1 to 115. 📈 We've got 46 straight minutes of Macklin Celebrini's points from this season.
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Every dream gets its start somewhere.
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Jack Hughes since the Olympics: 20 games • 13 goals | 5th in NHL • 23 assists | 1st in NHL • 36 points | 1st in NHL • 83 shots | 1st in NHL • 148pt pace | 1st in NHL Healthy Hughes and New Jersey is in the playoffs right now.
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Damn them puppies so big he’s lucky she didn’t shoot em.
Daily Mail (@DailyMail) profile pictureDaily Mail
@DailyMailMar 31
Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon: The pouting 'busty bimbo' photos and trove of explicit messages trib.al/bSrzpg7
Secret double life of Kristi Noem's cross-dressing husband Bryon

Secret double life of Kristi Noem's cross-dressing husband Bryon

While his wife has operated at the highest echelons of US politics, Bryon Noem, 56, has been dressing up as a busty bimbo and paying adult entertainers to talk dirty.

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For the sake of posterity here is Matt Berry saying the words “Burger King”
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this made me laugh so hard
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Kid riding the zamboni at the Devils game with an Abolish ICE flag for the win 🔥💪
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This is a PWHL game between the New York Sirens (who play their home games at Prudential Center in NJ) and the Montreal Victoire—not a New Jersey Devils game. Other photos from the game: x.com/troublesomehol…
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