@techceopepe
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Joined July 2019
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Me and the boys enjoying the status quo
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Last day in the arctic. Headed directly to the bering sea for king crab. This is gonna be another TV season. You can watch me when it airs next summer.
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Wife is still mad at me from last night. She thinks I said another woman's name in bed. I told her a hundred times already that's not what "Lindy" is.
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Looking out over my brood of kids playing, and my beautiful wife sitting next to the fireplace and thinking about how my penis made all of this possible.
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There is nothing in this world like first rate pussy
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AI should be legally required to speak in a robot voice and use the calculator font so people understand what they’re talking to and stop falling in love with it.
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Kind of over Russian bubonic plague now that it's gone mainstream tbh
T.C.P.@techceopepe
Oct 5
I’m selling the hype on Russian bubonic plague
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Soren
@sorenemile
Oct 6
Good Lindy morning …
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I found the anti-lindyman
Ethan Lambeth
@LambethEthan
Oct 5
I want my smart glasses to hide everything distracting while I am working.
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I’m selling the hype on Russian bubonic plague
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Soren
@sorenemile
Oct 4
Porsche with the handicap placard …
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“Tax-deductible corporate c-suite psilocybin retreat…”
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A PlayStation 5 will be $10,000
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Oct 3
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
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This repeats a promise Trump made in September 2026. The US has approximately 250 million adult citizens so the total cost would be over 1.25 trillion dollars. Congress must approve any such federal spending. nytimes.com/2026/09/10/us/… pbs.org/newshour/polit…
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Soren
@sorenemile
Oct 3
Always get the Mediterranean Coke …
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Mint
@CMayerHQ
Oct 3
I’m in SF building an artificial womb startup. Personally bootstrapping the seed round
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Larry Ellison is on his sixth marriage now. Six successful marriages.
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If you refer me to my wife I will pay you $10,000
Polymarket
@Polymarket
Oct 2
JUST IN: Ex-Tinder executive launches new dating app that allows complete strangers to “matchmake” singles they think should date — and earn financial rewards for successful picks.
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REALNJJR@realnjjr
Oct 2
Hopping on a business call wit @techceopepe in a bit ✌️ 💼 💯 💰
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Cornell daughter or Trinidadian son?
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Don't want to work too hard in the Fall. It's harvest, time to enjoy nature's bounty. Winter? The metabolism slows, it's hibernation. Springtime is for frolicking in the sunshine as one reemerges from the darkness. And for the Summer? Well one shouldn't exert oneself in the heat.
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Prank calling is at an all time low, yet the tools are the best they have ever been
Tavus
@tavus
Oct 1
Introducing Griffin, the first model to pass the video Turing test. 48% of people who talked to it live thought it was a real human. Previous systems have had a pass rate <3%. It is #1 on NVIDIA's benchmark for full-duplex AI video. It’s the first Human Interaction Model (HIM).
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The 48% figure and "video Turing test" claim are from Tavus's own study of 54 one-minute calls, not independently verified or using a standard protocol. Griffin-Lite leads NVIDIA's VideoFDB benchmark on their public leaderboard. cellcog.ai/blog/tavus-gri… research.nvidia.com/labs/amri/proj… tech-ish.com/2026/10/02/tav…
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