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Joined August 2019
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Excuse my monotone delivery throughout the review my boss stood behind me and watched me type the entire thing I’m not used to having a live studio audience… leave me alone man wtf
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He's waited decades for this. He's never stopped believing. This is a dream come true. Enjoy this clip. He's everybody's dad tonight. #brewcrew #mlb #milwaukeebrewers
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RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY
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Rest in peace to Sir Patrick Stewart — an emperor, a captain, and an inspiration to us all. Our thoughts are with his loved ones.
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Truly one of the sport’s great pics
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart 🕊️
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rest in peace goat ❤️
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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The Game Awards mourns the loss of legendary actor Patrick Stewart, also known for his video game work in games such as The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
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Marvel Studios has released a statement on the tragic passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. “All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from X-Men to Logan to Avengers: Doomsday. He was a singular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.”
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Patrick Stewart, who will be remembered most for his roles as Captain Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and as Professor Charles Xavier in the “X-Men” films, has died at 86. variety.com/2026/tv/news/pat…
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………………..SEASONS??????????
NEW GTA 6 DETAILS REVEALED: - Leonida opens up early, allowing players to freely explore north without progressing the story - The map is roughly TWICE the size of GTA 5's - Nearly as much landmass as GTA 4, GTA 5 and RDR2 combined - Around 10x more interiors than previous games - Rockstar created roughly 600,000 NPC animations - NPCs have unique personalities affecting their aggression, behavior and reactions - Staring at someone too long can provoke them. One NPC even unleashed his dog on Jason - Jason can smoke cigarettes from his inventory - Jason stole a shotgun from an unattended police car during Edge's gameplay session - Coffee boosts stamina, while protein shakes improve health - Days and nights last significantly longer, including extended sunsets - Roads and highways are narrower and more realistic than GTA 5 - Clouds move independently, affected by wind, humidity, fog and seasons - Storms can form in the distance, with rain gradually moving across the map - Roads and buildings become wet and dry at different rates after rainfall - Wind affects waves, boats and aircraft. Severe storms can even damage planes and helicopters - NPCs seek shelter during bad weather - Carrying a shotgun openly can alarm NPCs, even without aiming at them - NPCs react differently depending on whether a weapon is held or carried on your back - A new Criminal Profile system ranks your actions from Professional to Irredeemable - Players can intimidate or incapacitate enemies instead of killing them - Your Criminal Profile affects how the story unfolds - Jason and Lucia have a 4-level relationship system, with players influencing their closeness - Spending time together through walks, cycling, gym visits and driving strengthens their relationship - Rockstar declined to confirm whether Jason and Lucia can get married - Police track your appearance, clothing, weapons, CCTV footage and whether you had a partner - Changing clothes, dropping weapons or splitting up can help evade police - Some drivers surrender during carjackings, while others fight back with weapons - Expensive vehicles can contain GPS trackers that reveal your location to police - Police use spike strips and K9 units that can physically pin you down - During getaways, you can let your partner drive while you shoot at pursuing vehicles - NPCs can fight back during robberies, including bystanders attempting to stop you - Random drivers can challenge you to spontaneous street races - Fully functioning bus and train systems with scheduled routes - The Scooter Bros app delivers your personal vehicle within seconds for a fee - Your entire weapon arsenal is stored in your car's trunk - Every vehicle has a fuel gauge and engine health indicator - Vehicles can travel long distances before needing to refuel - Some story missions require earning money before progressing - Players can rob stores, jewellery shops or steal cars to earn money - The WAINK app lists vehicles wanted by criminal buyers, including their security and tracking features - Stolen vehicles must be delivered to buyers, with payouts affected by their condition - Rockstar originally created a smell reaction for one scene, then expanded it into a system where different locations trigger varying levels of disgust - During the demo, Jason entered a filthy house and began grimacing and recoiling without any scripted scene - Aaron Garbut says he still discovers new locations despite spending YEARS exploring the game - GTA 6's early research began in Miami in 2015, led by Rob Nelson - Rockstar says GTA 6 is now ready for release [Via Edge / GamesRadar]
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Watching this and thinking about how the NFL has taunting penalties
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Alex Tuch has taken over for Alex Ovechkin as the Caps scoring machine. 9 goals in 11 games rocking the red. What a start to the season.
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OBVIOUSLY
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Idc how bad it is, I just want someone to even try to adapt God Emperor of Dune. It would be insane no matter what happens.
So who will take over the mantle of being at the helm of ᑐ ᑌ ᑎ ᑕ ? Will it be Gareth Edwards? Chloe Zhao? Perhaps Villeneuve will cave in and return?
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Weezer Super Bowl halftime show. They play the entire blue album. Bears win 100-0. I get to see her one more time.
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Witcher, Baldur’s Gate, Dark Souls come on guys this isn’t hard, THE SIMS??????
What video game trilogy is this?
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Way too many busters saying there are no peak third games stfu
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Today is one of the last times you will wake up with Sebastian Vettel being the youngest drivers' champion in F1 history
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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13 years ago today, Sebastian Vettel won the last of his 4 consecutive drivers’ championship. He also gave us one of the coldest photos in F1 history that day.
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