
comedian/producer as seen on @JFL42 • @TheComedyStore • @NewYorkComedyClub • @PrimeVideo • @CBC • @TorontoStar • Creator of @yourhoodsajoke 🇷🇺 🇮🇳 🇧🇩 🇨🇦
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Danish Anwar retweeted
Jake Lang got cooked by a Black man who's telling him he's acting like a monkey & is battling his J*wish identity while pretending to be White.
"Your homeland is Judea where you kissed the wall" 💎
Danish Anwar retweeted
if you voted for the corrupt tyrannical racist maga admins fascist lapdogs in any state, you've forfeited your right not to be called a klan member. there are too many lives at stake.
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Sam Altman thinks RAM sitting in personal computers is a waste when it could be put to better use in data centers.
Weird. I was just thinking that all those billions sitting in billionaires’ bank accounts could be put to much better use in our communities.
Danish Anwar retweeted
Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
Danish Anwar retweeted
Noticed ever since Hasan filed that lawsuit that no news anchors seem to be running their mouth about him. Interesting.
Danish Anwar retweeted
BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom’s Hardware
Danish Anwar retweeted
People over on TikTok who voted Republican are freaking out because they thought they were on SNAP, not food stamps, and their shit is getting cut.
Danish Anwar retweeted
"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?"
Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
Danish Anwar retweeted
The fact Trump got accused of another rape and it’s barely making the news in the states is despicable.
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Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
Danish Anwar retweeted
Why is no one talking about Jared Kushner being at the center of the plot that ultimately led to an American journalist being dismembered via bone saw while he was still alive?
Danish Anwar retweeted
So Jared Kushner hired a hit man in 2018 to kill Jamal Khashoggi
Did anyone read the Vanity Fair article about Jared Kushner?
How is this not treason?
Danish Anwar retweeted
Lula surrendered to justice, faced his accusers, went to jail on tampered evidence, proved his innocence and then won 2 elections in a row.
Flavio fled a day after he won 60 million votes and a congressional majority.
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BREAKING: House Democrats have introduced a resolution that Congress should not bail out AI firms in the event of a financial crisis and should be subjected to the ordinary bankruptcy process.




























