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Jeremiah Smith is nearly averaging more receiving yards per game than Bryce Underwood is averaging passing yards.
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Dave Portnoy’s upset and claims Ryan Day fired him from Big Noon Kickoff.
Portnoy’s firing is another sign that America is tired of his frat boy act…
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By "too turbulent", they mean "leggy, blonde, beautiful, and rational"
Sophie has said NOTHING controversial or extreme. My goodness.
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Regarding Barstool, Ohio State has seen Desmond Howard sing the Michigan fight song on top of Ohio Stadium and make fun of CJ Stroud's teammates to his face at a Heisman ceremony. No ban. Maybe the problem isn't Ohio State.
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If you wanna stop Jeremiah Smith…
Just grab his arm, YANK it down, and make it physically impossible for him to catch the football.
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LSU was supposedly great because they blew out Clemson. That's the same Clemson who is 64th in FPI efficiency with the 109th ranked offense in college football. By the transitive property, Ole Miss was supposedly great because they beat LSU at home.
Florida was supposedly great because they handily beat Ole Miss (42nd in FPI Efficiency) at home, and Florida got talked about as a likely playoff team by a bunch of pundits.
Missouri will now get sunshine-pumped in the polls because they blew out Florida at home - the same Florida that is 77th in FPI defensive efficiency.
(By the way - Florida's chances of making the playoff are now lower than Nebraska or Northwestern. I have a sneaking suspicion that won't be brought up by very many people)
Alabama's offensive dominance has been racked up against the 30th, 35th, 44th, 82nd, and 91st rated defenses.
Kentucky's two SEC wins are by a total of 11 points against the 40th and 57th teams in FPI efficiency.
Baylor beat Arizona State on the road by a bigger margin than Texas A&M beat Arizona State at home.
Nobody launders overrated wins into undeserved AP votes quite like the SEC.
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Cody Haddad - who transferred from Ohio State to Iowa this season - is swarmed by his old Buckeye teammates.
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Public Intoxication. Men's restroom behind Section 413. Unable to close zipper. Released to sober friend. Ejected. #BTHOarkansas