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Joined February 2019
Jeremiah Smith is nearly averaging more receiving yards per game than Bryce Underwood is averaging passing yards.
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Dave Portnoy’s upset and claims Ryan Day fired him from Big Noon Kickoff. Portnoy’s firing is another sign that America is tired of his frat boy act…
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Jeremiah Smith Is The Best Player In College Football @BrentRollinsPhD
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By "too turbulent", they mean "leggy, blonde, beautiful, and rational" Sophie has said NOTHING controversial or extreme. My goodness.
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Regarding Barstool, Ohio State has seen Desmond Howard sing the Michigan fight song on top of Ohio Stadium and make fun of CJ Stroud's teammates to his face at a Heisman ceremony. No ban. Maybe the problem isn't Ohio State.
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Jeremiah Smith is outproducing Michigan’s entire wide receiver room by himself.
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Outside of Julian Sayin, I don’t think there’s a more overrated player in college football than Arvell Reese.
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Mississippi State dropped ONE spot after losing by 33 points at home 😂 You play with that SEC logo on your jersey and it’s literally a golden ticket.
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Took one quick look at the AP Poll and saw this gem: - Miss St lost at home by 33 to #6 Alabama and dropped 1 spot. - Iowa lost at home by 17 to #5 OSU and dropped 6 spots. Anyone know why?
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If you wanna stop Jeremiah Smith… Just grab his arm, YANK it down, and make it physically impossible for him to catch the football.
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The SEC Machine
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LSU was supposedly great because they blew out Clemson. That's the same Clemson who is 64th in FPI efficiency with the 109th ranked offense in college football. By the transitive property, Ole Miss was supposedly great because they beat LSU at home. Florida was supposedly great because they handily beat Ole Miss (42nd in FPI Efficiency) at home, and Florida got talked about as a likely playoff team by a bunch of pundits. Missouri will now get sunshine-pumped in the polls because they blew out Florida at home - the same Florida that is 77th in FPI defensive efficiency. (By the way - Florida's chances of making the playoff are now lower than Nebraska or Northwestern. I have a sneaking suspicion that won't be brought up by very many people) Alabama's offensive dominance has been racked up against the 30th, 35th, 44th, 82nd, and 91st rated defenses. Kentucky's two SEC wins are by a total of 11 points against the 40th and 57th teams in FPI efficiency. Baylor beat Arizona State on the road by a bigger margin than Texas A&M beat Arizona State at home. Nobody launders overrated wins into undeserved AP votes quite like the SEC.
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Mr Brightside is playing as the @GopherFootball fans storm the field in Minnesota!
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Cody Haddad - who transferred from Ohio State to Iowa this season - is swarmed by his old Buckeye teammates.
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The SEC loop, working as intended
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Penn St at Michigan in 2 weeks will be on Animal Planet at 2 am.
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Lotta $$$ for 101 passing yards.
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Public Intoxication. Men's restroom behind Section 413. Unable to close zipper. Released to sober friend. Ejected. #BTHOarkansas
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Minnesota beat Michigan, then played ‘Mr. Brightside’ as fans stormed the field
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Dave Portnoy is a provocateur and a troll. It works on the Internet because the web is a very nihilistic place where being transgressive is rewarded. Doing it on network TV just came across as pathetic. 🤷‍♂️
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