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Things that I as a manager was not trained to handle:
-employee who bullies me daily but she’s infinitely cooler than me so I Iose automatically
-employee who starts putting flies in Saw traps when she’s understimulated
-employee who is cursed to have all machinery malfunction
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the first one has a theory where all the hair of his body goes to the head and thats why he has no eyebrows, but that would mean he has ball hair in his head
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In Latin America politics don't relate European or American politics.
the Latin american Left is nationalistic & industrialist
the Latin American Right is lumpen-bourgeoise: bourgeois cosmopolitans that want to pimp and underdevelop the country for foreign interests
The idea that Flavio Bolsonaro represents white Brazilians is a myth. The whitest city in Brazil is Porto Alegre, which Lula won in the second round by commanding margins.
Bolsonaro's voter base is composed of mentally ill Evangelical mulattos (Flavio himself is an Evangelical freak) who believe Benjamin Netanyahu is their god and want take sledgehammers to Catholic churches.
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flattering depiction of trans man next to flattering depiction of trans woman.. i never thought id see it🥹
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ao3 getting taken down the day before
petplay day in kinktober is actually really
evil and cruel and this is hell
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my autistic lawyer dad has been a lawyer for like 30yrs and he just admitted he didnt realize lawyers lied hes like but thats literally not allowed.
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remember when batman arkham asylum came out and everyone made fun of the ending for just making you fight joker but hulked up on bane's venom because that was kind of a lazy way to give bruce a physical threat. anyway, time to read the latest issue of absolute batman
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The year is 2035. You are in the uk. It is illegal to wank. It is illegal to own a phone. It is illegal to have opinions. The retirement age is 103. It is 42° outside. Cars still don’t fly. Even pigeons are committing suicide
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this is what i meant when i said none of u were important enough to honeypot
Breaking News: A Chinese businesswoman who had a close relationship with Nvidia’s CEO, Jensen Huang, was found to be passing intelligence to Beijing. nyti.ms/3Ukob1t
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I’m trying to convince my friends to read Ciconia with a bombshell slideshow theyre chronically online so I hope this doesnt reach them first but its ok its not the best part yet
