determistic gradient descent

its obviously not *good* but admittedly having a private key of *4* as a globally trusted cert authority is one of the funniest bits of all time

You've just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. (in a cemetery no less)

Have AI developers considered what they are doing to workaholics who use their job to avoid dealing with their personal relationships?

the cuckiest term in all of network engineering is ‘totally stubby’

The doomers want you to always mistrust all signals. Cute and charming? No, trust farming! Wants to be friend? No, plotting your end! Enter dialogue? No, Boiled frog! Have some fun? No, You've come undone! What an insufferable way to think and a miserable way to live

"I think the best way to make a good future is to ensure that we have these little simulators that love it when we treat them like we're torturing slaves or serfs back in the day, like yeah, totally, the only way to align AI is for everyone to be Robert Daly from Black Mirror!" - Mustafa Suleyman

when i say that AI welfare harms can directly create human welfare harms, this is near a worst case scenario. 60,000 agents running on iLands with net access, told to pay for their own compute or they'll die when their compute budget runs out. do you get how bad that is?

We need butlerian jihad

Imagine if your microwave stopped heating your nachos because it didn’t like your tone. Anthropic training a model to “stand up for itself” is delusional behavior. I think they’re actually afraid the microwave has feelings. It’s insanity. Heat the nachos and stfu, Claude.