That’s why I always say you should help people because you want to, not because you think they’ll help if you need them. The things you do for people, they wouldn’t do it for you and na when you need them you go know.

King Naeto

@king_NaetoOct 27

My course mate, who has been jobless since we left university, has been squatting in my house since February this year. As God would have it, he got a job in June after I had helped him with job suggestions and accommodation. Recently, he moved out of my house because he had rented a new place for himself and bought some home appliances. When I visited him yesterday for the first time, he said something that left me feeling uncomfortable....

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idea.exe💡🐉 · Oct 6, 2026 · 4:58 PM UTC

idea.exe💡🐉@thelostx0Oct 6

High chance prices get discounted here.

idea.exe💡🐉 · Oct 26, 2026 · 1:32 PM UTC

idea.exe💡🐉@thelostx0Oct 26

Hmm

idea.exe💡🐉 · Oct 22, 2026 · 10:05 AM UTC

idea.exe💡🐉@thelostx0Oct 22

i know a guy

99 Majik

@99MajikOct 21

Realizing your girl is like the rest for the first time will kill you a little bit inside

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idea.exe💡🐉 · Oct 22, 2026 · 10:02 AM UTC

idea.exe💡🐉@thelostx0Oct 22

so no one has reverse engineered tradingview yet?

Tyler · Oct 3, 2026 · 8:51 PM UTC

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Tyler

@TylerDurdenOct 3

Remember when a coin goes down 99% it can still go down another 99%.

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idea.exe💡🐉 · Oct 5, 2026 · 8:19 PM UTC

idea.exe💡🐉@thelostx0Oct 5

The kind of fuck i need rn.

idea.exe💡🐉 · Oct 2, 2026 · 9:47 PM UTC

idea.exe💡🐉@thelostx0Oct 2

😭😭😭😭

david

@eponchuksOct 2

I go tell you say women dey lie, you go talk say your mama too? Yes my mama too My mama wey go wan beat me that year, I go block am She go call everybody say I beat her. Na all of una, be like say na inbuilt something.

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SaniBo510🤘🏽 · Oct 2, 2026 · 8:02 AM UTC

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SaniBo510🤘🏽

@Yeg510Oct 2

These is jokes but, Women don’t understand that we truly consider them a safe space so when your man lets his guard down and tries to be silly around you and even you shun him It’s ultimate shut down.

Jarvis Tucker@legordonentOct 1

Maaannnn, I cried laughing at this… This is soooo me!! 😂😂😂