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ailís malaru 🍥 🇮🇪

@themalaru

25, chef, chopped, unc

 Cork, Ireland
Joined October 2017
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el 👍@96bound11h
unless you’ve had to replace a keg or one of these guys, i don’t want to hear Shit about what you think about tipping bartenders and opening/closing tabs
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Had to mute two long term and beloved mutuals because when I see their posts I wanna interact but then I remember a social blunder I made a few months ago and reflexively recoil like I touched the stove
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If I want to make and have friends I should not constantly humiliate myself by being an idiot and then I won't feel so much shame that I can't make and have friends
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First they came for bbw facesitting and I did speak out but it was muffled by the bbw facesitting
joan (@centipede1300) profile picturejoan@centipede1300Oct 29
first they came for the bbw facesitting and i did not speak out because i was not into bbw facesitting
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Got desperate enough to respond to some of these and the 3 types of reply I get are dodgy links, demands to see the photos first before paying, or instantly getting blocked. Humiliating.
ailís malaru 🍥 🇮🇪 (@themalaru) profile pictureailís malaru 🍥 🇮🇪@themalaru21h
got laid off last month, those "can i pay for pics" messages on grindr are making the skyrim nirnroot sound at me.
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got laid off last month, those "can i pay for pics" messages on grindr are making the skyrim nirnroot sound at me.
🏳️‍⚧️🐴AUTOMAWHORSE🥕🏳️‍⚧️ (@automabunny) profile picture🏳️‍⚧️🐴AUTOMAWHORSE🥕🏳️‍⚧️@automabunnyOct 28
Intrusive thoughts. vent art 🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇷
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I'm not afraid of doing sex work because I think it's bad or wrong somehow sex work is work. I just don't think my self esteem could handle not being a particularly popular or profitable sex worker
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I posted cheeks on main and cried because it didn't get 150 likes I could not handle learning how to pose and light shots and market myself just to end up make 12 euro a month
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If I was really engaged and excited to make friends with you but ghosted or didn't show up to plans I'm sorry, it wasn't you I just think whatever is wrong with me emotionally is probably contagious and, frankly, enjoying my company is a red flag
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They're calling the fear and panic spirals I experience when someone seems genuinely interested in being my friend "paranoid psychosis" but not all of my flaws can be woke therapyspeakd away some of it has to be me being wrong and broken and evil
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bibby@SaintPibbyOct 29
Daily affirmations: I deserve nothing and need to be shot and killed
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@SlatzismOct 28
you’re laughing…. a bunch of boomers who fucked the next generation over to sell their homes at a 7400% profit and then used the money to buy a ticket for an eternity cruise are now broke and stranded in a Cambodian port town notorious for human trafficking, and you’re laughing
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoOct 28
Passengers have been kicked off an “endless” cruise as the operator blames a massive jump in fuel costs Some paid $120,000 for residency on the Villa Vie Odyssey, but have been left in Cambodia
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ari !!!@rxntwolfOct 28
Shooping and You: How I learned to Whoop in 3 simple steps
ari !!! (@rxntwolf) profile pictureari !!!@rxntwolfOct 28
Top 10 things I wish I knew before firin' mah lazer
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sally ☦︎@sallyinthefleshOct 27
how it feels to be a grown adult with self harm scars
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🍄 shroom socialist@shroomsocialistOct 27
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Adam Friedland (@AdamFriedland) profile pictureAdam Friedland
@AdamFriedlandOct 26
Ethan Klein I’d like to hear your side
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Trey the Explainer@Trey_ExplainerOct 27
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The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) profile pictureThe Spectator Index
@spectatorindexOct 27
BREAKING: Flavio Bolsonaro has reportedly fled Brazil and is on board a plane flying to the United States, according to Reuters report.
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Ariel 🕎 💫@GirlPasSionisteOct 26
L'américain quand sa femme le trompe mais qu'il remarque que c'était un israélien qui la baisait
jugtown (@jugtow) profile picturejugtown@jugtowOct 26
Replying to @JaneenDopamine @d4vnyc3
please, those dirty non english speakers don’t want no American smoke we invented the internet, mems, and richard pryor
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H3H3 IDF NTR.
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