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Joined November 2011
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“It was the best of Times. It was the worst of Times. It was the Irish Times.”
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an american girl doll who tailgates at every browns game
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I just asked my three year old nephew how old he thought I was, he said sixty-eight.
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For lent I am giving up Cher’s cover of “walking in Memphis.” It’s going to be hard as hell but I honestly think I’ll be a better woman for it
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Evan McPherson was all of us watching the Halftime Show
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I have an affinity for the people that surf lake erie in the winter
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guessing what your neighbor who snow plowed your driveway for you drinks is a new fun game. does he drink IPAs or does he just have long hair?
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people saying “well we will have holidays next year” for the last two years, now understand cleveland sports fan mentality
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is very bad, yo i got a fake ID tho
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how are we supposed to live laugh love in these conditions?
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“An apology is necessary after my visit to the Cleveland Zoo: I’m sorry I got lipstick on your giraffe.” -Betty White ❤️
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The CDC recommends doses and mimosas champagne and cocaine to help get you through
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I’m knackered!😂🦠🏇
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the wildest thing about santa claus isn’t the elves, or flying reindeer, it’s the fact that he’s doing the gallon challenge every sixteen houses
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Once I thought I was at an ugly sweater party, but it was actually just a Steelers bar
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i’m at the testing line i’m at the superspreader event i’m at the combination testing line and superspreader event
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