Polka Queen of the Midwest retweeted
“It was the best of Times. It was the worst of Times. It was the Irish Times.”
Polka Queen of the Midwest retweeted
For lent I am giving up Cher’s cover of “walking in Memphis.” It’s going to be hard as hell but I honestly think I’ll be a better woman for it
guessing what your neighbor who snow plowed your driveway for you drinks is a new fun game. does he drink IPAs or does he just have long hair?
people saying “well we will have holidays next year” for the last two years, now understand cleveland sports fan mentality
Polka Queen of the Midwest retweeted
“An apology is necessary after my visit to the Cleveland Zoo: I’m sorry I got lipstick on your giraffe.” -Betty White ❤️
Polka Queen of the Midwest retweeted
The CDC recommends doses and mimosas champagne and cocaine to help get you through
the wildest thing about santa claus isn’t the elves, or flying reindeer, it’s the fact that he’s doing the gallon challenge every sixteen houses
Polka Queen of the Midwest retweeted
Once I thought I was at an ugly sweater party, but it was actually just a Steelers bar

















