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Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2015
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“You have all of these little side quests, and at times those side things may make you feel like you’re going backwards, but you’re always moving forwards.” — @theokandel in our September issue. Read here: unclearmag.com/issues 📸: Daniel Krause
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if it’s late August and you’re not watching the little league world series every chance you get then I don’t wanna talk
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you either die a Gibson lover or live long enough to see yourself become an insufferable Martin guy
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“For Oliver, My Friend”: An Essay by Theo Kandel Singer/songwriter @TheoKandel shares his personal essay 'For Oliver: My Friend,' an elegy that honors his late friend Oliver’s legacy – how he is remembered, and how he lives on in spirit and in song. atwoodmagazine.com/essay-the…
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when I dry my hands in a public bathroom now I start with the paper towel and finish with the air dryer. really adds a nice finishing touch
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when the commodore puts out their outdoor tables… it’s go time for me and every other carhartt mustache brooklyn boy
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eyyyy the Eating & Drinking & Singing With My Friends EP is out! “The Painters” with Jordy Searcy “Lunch” with Kate Stephenson and Goldenn “Nothing New” with Katie Lynne Sharbaugh open.spotify.com/album/4faz6…
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you know what **blacking out** i actually enjoy the taste of malört **discretely throwing up back into my cup**
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aaaand we’re back. day two of tour, lifting in blundstones because they’re the only shoes i brought. today we’re doing some good incline bench 225lbs for 6 reps. easy shit. tell your granola boyfriends that they better step up or step out of the boots
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on tour and didn’t have space for any other shoes. I’m putting up 80s for 10 reps on shoulder press while wearing blundstones. i am the final evolution of your bushwick boyfriend
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listen you’re either bowling 6 games straight and drinking 3 pitchers of beer with me or you’re bowling 6 games straight and drinking 3 pitchers of beer against me
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brooklinen texting me every single day about somehow another sale is the only thing I can rely on in 2025
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holding two beer bottles in one hand gotta be one of the coolest things you can do
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turns out it’s way more fun to listen to house music at the gym than the audiobook of Foundation by Isaac Asimov
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saying “nice costume” to every mustached dude in Williamsburg wearing blundstones and a carhartt jacket (we are matching)
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playing a venue you’ve played at before and you automatically connect to the wifi… unnnnhhhhgghhh 🤤
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The Rizzler showing up at Citi Field like Gandalf at the Battle of Helm’s Deep
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Theo Kandel (@theokandel) put together the ultimate Dinner Party Playlist for you. He even organized it into courses of a meal! See what's on the menu on BGS: bit.ly/3N6xPO0
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Howie Rose’s call of Pete Alonso’s go-ahead homer in the 9th is EPIC 🗣️
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I am always about to cry when I watch the Mets play regardless of whether we win or lose
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