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NOT GONE UNTIL I'M FORGOTTEN
NOT DEAD UNTIL MY LAST WORD'S SPOKEN
REMEMBER ME BY MY LAST EXPRESSION
REMEMBER ME BY YOUR PROMISES BROKEN
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last night at the club a girl was twerking on the floor and a half eaten subway sandwich fell out her pants, and then this random dude picked it up and threw it at the ceiling and it hit the fan and went everywhere
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Yesterday but instead of The Beatles I wake up as the only guy to remember Hegel and I utterly fail to explain anything
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They were banking on a red wave hahahahaha these about to be $14.99 😂😂😂
FIRST LOOK: Nike turned the Air Max 90 into a boat shoe for Spring 2027 🤔🛥️
📷 @sneakerdenn
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.@GregAbbott_TX Every time I hear your name, I pick this up, I hold it for a while. Greg, I hear it crack sometimes. What do you think I’m going to do when it breaks someday
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude
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All public school curriculum in every state will now be taught entirely in Spanish and various Native American languages
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Sci fi human soldier with the indomitable human spirit realizing the alien soldiers have the indomitable alien spirit






























