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Be positive. Be true. Be kind. @ChelseaFC fan but also enjoys suffering through #FPL every other week.

Solwezi, Zambia.
Joined December 2012
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2013 vs now
with two pictures,define growth.
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I made a decision to start eating things I've been buying for women but never buy for myself I bought pringles today...mehn! These girls are enjoying in my hand o!
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On some business not even Jehovah has witnessed…
Another Halloween recap 😎😅
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Kids are so unhinged… How do you ask someone why they are pretending to be a girl… they tell you they are a girl!!! You then proceed to ask where their breasts are? What?!?!😭
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I’m even failing to even laugh at Manchester United. This is now sad 🤭
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I did not expect my Evanilson tripple captain to pay off in the first 5 minutes 🤭 #FPL
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I’ve seen people on my tl threaten doctors with less work. lol
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What’s with kids and wanting to sit 2 inches from the tv?😅
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Not even a single shot on target… mmmn #LivArse
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You’ll try everything and it won’t work out… You’ll give your parents/guardians more grace the moment you realize they tried their best too and that it was their first time at this life thing too…
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Is it possible to find a 3 bedroom house kuma off shantumbu all the way to lilayi for around 6500 ai? Or anywhere near UTH??? If so nipempako 🙏🏾🥺
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I’ve usually cut my hair short (usually size 1) for no apparent reason… Today I realized men my age are balding while I walk around with a full head of hair. Not anymore, we letting this type 4 flourish.
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Twaambo retweeted
Wow. 🏆
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Medicina está llena de gente que ven su trabajo como TODA su vida, y es triste que midan la carga de trabajo que tienen o priva como sinónimo de éxito. It’s only a JOB, get a life, lean un libro, toquen pasto, salgan de su burbuja, conscienticen y cuestionen otras cosas.
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I’ve learnt the art of saying “NO!” or deferring with “I’m not available” for every inquiry from people who are always in the habit of needing help. They usually start a conversation with the line, “are you available…”
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Said road… and this has to be one of the best stretches. Even when I’m in my off-roader I have to take my time 😅
Say you own a 2014 Camry and a “friend” owns a 2013/14 Mercedes C200. They ask to use your Toyota because they want to go somewhere with a terrible road and leave their Benz parked… are you allowed to crash out or???
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All stress, no reward.
Can’t believe I decided to waste my youth on being a doctor
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הוא שופך את האמת בצורה בוטה ואני מת על זה🥰 למה הוא לא מקים מפלגה ערבית אצלנו וחובר לביבי😬
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Madarsa teaching proper way to beat a woman. Quran 4:34-Beat your wives.
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Un ciudadano americano de origen iraní explica qué le ocurrirá a los Estados Unidos y a cualquier otro país que permita que el islam se asiente en sus ciudades.
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