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Be positive. Be true. Be kind. @ChelseaFC fan but also enjoys suffering through #FPL every other week.

Solwezi, Zambia.
Joined December 2012
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I made a decision to start eating things I've been buying for women but never buy for myself I bought pringles today...mehn! These girls are enjoying in my hand o!
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Wow. 🏆
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Medicina está llena de gente que ven su trabajo como TODA su vida, y es triste que midan la carga de trabajo que tienen o priva como sinónimo de éxito. It’s only a JOB, get a life, lean un libro, toquen pasto, salgan de su burbuja, conscienticen y cuestionen otras cosas.
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הוא שופך את האמת בצורה בוטה ואני מת על זה🥰 למה הוא לא מקים מפלגה ערבית אצלנו וחובר לביבי😬
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Madarsa teaching proper way to beat a woman. Quran 4:34-Beat your wives.
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Un ciudadano americano de origen iraní explica qué le ocurrirá a los Estados Unidos y a cualquier otro país que permita que el islam se asiente en sus ciudades.
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Can’t believe I decided to waste my youth on being a doctor
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If this doesn’t scare you then you are already dead 🤔
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Europe. Listen to this Egyptian man. Wake up. nitter.cf/MediaSOI/status/211259…
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Nobody will behead them. Even if you have the sex in a cathedral in the Vatican city, nobody will behead you.
So if two people were caught having illicit sex in a church people will just look, laugh and pass? 🤔
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If you see a halal section, throw a pack of bacon on it. The shop will have to clean out the ‘contaminated’ halal food and replace it with new one.
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Day drinking.
What’s considered trashy if you’re poor but classy if you’re rich ??
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Game nights are not the time for friendship, we are here for war.
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I’m hollering… I think this is valid😭😭😭
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You can’t even annoy me when I have money. I just assume that’s how broke people behave.😭
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women's idea of love is how much they can torture you without a reaction
imagine a man who is still kind even when he is angry
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Ekitike back-to-back 1-pointers
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The BEST thing about Amazon is that they would rather give you a refund than have a conversation about it. 😅✌️
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There is a level of money that turns every man into a car guy.
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A two income household is literally the best so whatever you do in this life make sure your wife has two jobs
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