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🌈 Conductor, hornist, singer, techie, New Yorker. Gay widower. Reader, knitter, ice-skater (sort of).

Jackson Heights, NY, USA
Joined May 2010
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crazy scary shit is happening all around me. guess, i’ll just go upstairs & soap up my boobies real slow in the shower. -horror movies in the 80s
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Every Dem is using a sophisticated model called ā€œPTSDā€ that subtracts 5 points from every red state Dem and 10 for Maine and South Carolina
This has turned into kind of a weird election. And this is just based on social media, not any reporting. But based on vibes from Republicans, you'd expect Democrats to end up with 55 Senate seats. But based on the vibes from Democrats, you'd expect 50.500001.
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Obama is now our Grandpresident. He doesn't president us directly, but shows up every now and then with jokes and stories and little gifts, and it really pisses off Trump when we ask if we can just stay and live with Obama instead.
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Striped mittens, little ones. They came out fine, but this pattern was a pain in the ass and I don’t think I’m going to be repeating it anytime soon.
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Speaking for all gay men, as I do: WE DONT WANT HIM. go back in the closet, Donnie.
BREAKING: Anderson Cooper just aired a montage of Trump obsessing over the attractiveness of several men he’s campaigned for. You’re not alone if you’ve noticed a pattern. Wow.
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SNL took a commercial for a real psoriasis medication and turned it into a story about a mysterious force that may have existed before humanity. Ryan Gosling, Sarah Sherman and Ashley Padilla helped turn ā€œOtezlaā€ into one of those sketches that gets more ridiculous the longer you watch. Here’s how it works.
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The TSA agent lady said ā€œnow THAT’S how you do precheck!ā€ when I went though so therefore I’m the best traveler at the airport today, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
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I hate teaching at @Columbia. You finally sneak an achievement into the faculty news roundup and the guy next to you in the alphabet wins the Nobel.
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Halloween shopping complete.
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This is the best video I’ve ever seen. Way to go @ProjectLincoln
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teaching a course called ā€œbad novelsā€ next year. drop your favorite bad novel in the comments
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🚨 Zohran Mamdani announces NYC's largest Halloween celebration. Events include trick-or-treating, face painting, and live entertainment on a record 160 car-free streets.
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Not seeing a problem here.
Reacher getting renewed for Season 6 while Season 5 is still in production is insane Amazon found a formula where a 240-pound guy walks into a small town, punches four corrupt guys in a diner, refuses to elaborate, and gets back on a Greyhound bus and they are going to run that exact plot until the sun explodes
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The president -- and Natalie -- are changing planes again.
Runaway toilets at MetLife Stadium
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