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tomek

@tomzel

cwel, co lubi lepsze ubrania niż Ty

 Gdańsk, Polska
Joined March 2009
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Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) profile pictureRichard Hanania
@RichardHananiaNov 12
France’s cultural indifference to adultery has turned out to be a major geopolitical advantage.
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Hobby a to """"""kolekcjonowanie""""" chłamu ze zjebanych kreskówek, wezcie się uspokójcie
liv (@klavstace) profile pictureliv@klavstaceNov 13
jak mówisz "a co takiego nie można dostać w krajach unii europejskiej że trzeba zamawiać z azji/ameryki" to im just gonna assume że masz szare nudne życie bez hobby
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Kurokami@deadlyrotNov 13
cigarettes aren’t addictive they’re just so nice you want lots of them
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Today’s Independence Day in Poland, so it’s suiting to repost this small banger I did 8 years ago for the 100th anniversary. (Niepodległa means Independent bc Poland is female)
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c^den@moreybnettNov 10
straight coworkers started talking about kinks last night and everybody agreed that eating ass is gross and kink shamble and the only other gay coworker and i both went silent and made eye contact like this
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I’m gonna start lobbying for heroin in the same way stoners do
iamuchenna (@iamuchennaa) profile pictureiamuchenna
@iamuchennaaNov 10
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Your body is a temple feed it substances
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@_EricHuNov 10
coworker was bragging how much water he drank and someone goes "this dude's a data center"
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Joe Shmo
@Joe_ShmoNov 10
When the CCP discovers that both Sam Altman AND Peter Thiel are gay
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Oj panie Sławku, w internecie to same oryginały latają przecież.
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sławek jastrzębowski 🇵🇱 (@sjastrzebowski) profile picturesławek jastrzębowski 🇵🇱
@sjastrzebowskiNov 9
Czyli to jest oryginał? 😎😇😱
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"I love being pegged" shirt and sees a girl with a visible bulge and says "can we have any normal girls" nigga do you or do you not wanna get fucked by a girl
Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) profile pictureRichard Hanania
@RichardHananiaNov 9
In all seriousness, we still have a long way to go as a society.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It´s Gen. A.I. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Text-to-v… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificia…
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This is such a deep cut. Amazing 💀
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Hello. I work in critical AI and defense infrastructure and would be happy to show you around London.
Mai (@maicmspring) profile pictureMai@maicmspringNov 4
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Put a firm little Asian twink ass in front of this man and Palantir will be under Chinese control in a week
lucas (@tsunderelover8) profile picturelucas@tsunderelover8Nov 9
only one CEO wouldn’t fall for this Chinese trick
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Jewka Doncic might be the craziest nickname for a kid 😭
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Jensen Huang’s wife after seeing this market
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Sam Altman: fuuuuck everyone's mad at me about the RAM comment fuuuuuck Dario Amodei: fuuuuck we're about to go public we're losing so much money fuuuuck Jensen Huang:
Aftermath (@Aftermath_site) profile pictureAftermath@Aftermath_siteNov 9
'Nvidia Jensen Huang Had An Affair With A Chinese Spy' is a headline Luke has tried and failed to be able to make any funnier: aftermath.site/nvidia-ceo-af…
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