You'll probably unfollow me eventually.
Near Lexington
Joined April 2009
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Working on a new screenplay for a movie about a seamstress who has to go into the Witness Protection Program:
"Lay Low and Stitch"
These little brats are just grabbing candy and walking off before I can finish sharing my thoughts about the expanded college football playoff.
Not the ideal year for the NIT to drop from 32 to 24 teams.
Gonna make it that much tougher to be selected!
Streamline the playoffs. Top two teams in each district are eligible.
The average margins of victory in the first round are embarrassing, the second rounds often aren't much better.
I wish the people who have unfriended me on Facebook over the years had stuck around, because I am about to post what I feel are some VERY interesting thoughts about Wheat Thins.
Our house sits right on the city/county line.
Four years ago, my wife got a county ballot, and I got a city ballot. So apparently, the boundary runs right up the middle of our bed.
If we get in a huge fight between now and Election Day, my wife won't be able to vote for Mayor.
Hi @Wendys. If I am ever elected President of the United States, will you bring back the Buffalo Flavor-Dipped Chicken Sandwich?
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I'm headlining a show next Friday in Louisville as a fundraiser for Holy Family Church.
Call the number on the flyer for tickets!
One thing they don't tell you about your 50's is that you spend a lot less time thinking about your life goals and a lot more time thinking about your favorite sandwiches.
🎼"Ooooooklahoma, where the Cats came sweepin' down the plain
And they won by eight, on a pick-six late,
Left that QB in a lot of pain...."🎼
