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Traumatroll

@traumatroll

Seldom wrong, never in doubt.

Joined June 2020
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Plate early, plate often (for flail chest)! Thanks @ebrodas, @swlMD and @VCUGenSurgRes for helping so much with this project journals.lww.com/jtrauma/Abs… #SoMe4Surgery
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The @ahahospitals is opposing removal of non-compete clauses “on behalf of 270,000 affiliated physicians.” Something tells me they didn’t ask for physician input on this. Feel free to let the AHA know your thoughts. @FTC
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If I was in a meeting about Elon's falling Twitter engagement, I would absolutely tell him the AI and algorithm seem to have somehow shadow banned him from his own platform. Only I and a hand-chosen team with nearly unlimited funding can get to the bottom of this mystery!
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It looks like @elonmusk has killed the account that was tracking the location of his jet (using publicly available information) @ElonJet
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Before my first kid "a nap" was assumed to be an hour in our house. After first kid it became 30 min. Now, after 2 kids, it means "15 min and don't you dare take a second longer"
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The verified brand situation is getting out of control. Quick thread of twitter blue brands, and brands who might be pissed off at Elon right about now.
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Exxon Mobil made $19,660,0000,000 in 90 days by price gouging at the pump. Pass it on.
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i only ever liked one anime my whole life and it’s one punch man
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The biggest secret of surgery is that operating actually isn't that hard.
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How many tater tots is too many for a 2 year old? Quick! She just keeps going!
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One of my favorite OR sayings is when they are doing closing count for needles and they say “one working”, I exclaim, yea it is! It cracks me up every time.
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There is too much thinking going on during rounds today. Let's just operate!
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Good critical care is 10% performing dramatic interventions, 90% being aggressively persistent with the seemingly mundane details. - Fluid balance - Weaning sedation - Weaning the vent - BMs - Deescalation of lines and tubes - Deescalation of abx/other meds
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Wife has an intense hatred of my weighted blanket because it "doesn't look like it should weight that much."
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Positioning my pregnant wife like a thoracotomy patient to help her back pain.
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If you earn credentials then you can use them however you want and it's absolutely none of my business where you post them. Also, even though I don't have many letters after my name, I think it's cool when people do. Represents a lot of work and passion.
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Myth-busting the nephrotoxicity of piperacillin-tazobactam plus vancomycin: 🪄Piptazo is a pseudo-nephrotoxin that increases Cr due to reduced secretion 🪄Piptazo doesn't ⬆️ hemodialysis or mortality 🪄New study: No effect on BUN or renal biomarker emcrit.org/pulmcrit/myth-pip…
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Image from Josh Farkas MD 💊 (@PulmCrit)
Image from Josh Farkas MD 💊 (@PulmCrit)
Image from Josh Farkas MD 💊 (@PulmCrit)
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Underrated trauma maneuver in a really sick patient is to shake them by the shoulders and shout "Damn it, stay with me!"
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