Seldom wrong, never in doubt.
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Plate early, plate often (for flail chest)! Thanks @ebrodas, @swlMD and @VCUGenSurgRes for helping so much with this project journals.lww.com/jtrauma/Abs… #SoMe4Surgery
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The @ahahospitals is opposing removal of non-compete clauses “on behalf of 270,000 affiliated physicians.” Something tells me they didn’t ask for physician input on this. Feel free to let the AHA know your thoughts. @FTC
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The verified brand situation is getting out of control. Quick thread of twitter blue brands, and brands who might be pissed off at Elon right about now.
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Exxon Mobil made $19,660,0000,000 in 90 days by price gouging at the pump. Pass it on.
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One of my favorite OR sayings is when they are doing closing count for needles and they say “one working”, I exclaim, yea it is! It cracks me up every time.
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Good critical care is 10% performing dramatic interventions, 90% being aggressively persistent with the seemingly mundane details.
- Fluid balance
- Weaning sedation
- Weaning the vent
- BMs
- Deescalation of lines and tubes
- Deescalation of abx/other meds
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Myth-busting the nephrotoxicity of piperacillin-tazobactam plus vancomycin:
🪄Piptazo is a pseudo-nephrotoxin that increases Cr due to reduced secretion
🪄Piptazo doesn't ⬆️ hemodialysis or mortality
🪄New study: No effect on BUN or renal biomarker
emcrit.org/pulmcrit/myth-pip…
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*pew pew*
Oxalis seeds being ejected from the seed pod. The whole thing happens in half a second.
Made this video in November '21 using the slow-motion feature in my phone camera and since then it's done some rounds.
#oxalis #oxaliscorniculata #botany #seeds
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🚨Scary statistics about marijuana🚨
1) Over 20,000 deaths from marijuana in 2022
2) Every day, 106 people die from marijuana
3) Nearly 3000 children and teenagers have been killed/injured by marijuana this year
4) jk these facts are about guns
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what the fuck, why is Mark Cuban lowering drug prices and not blasting himself into space or tweeting out narcissistic bullshit, doesn't he know how to billionaire
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Yes. Increased taxes. I would rather have more taxes that live in fear of going bankrupt from medical debt. I am healthy & have insurance & I still worry about this constantly.
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they oughta call it a yeetbelt bc if you don’t buckle it the car can yeet you to your death in an accident
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I am a minimally invasive surgeon, but only by the law of averages: half of my cases have no incision and the other half have a huge one.
Follow me for more statistics related content.
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This is how every Democrat needs to respond on abortion rights. Thank you @SecretaryPete!
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there’s something so hilarious about watching so many Christians be like, “oh so we are just CANCELLING DEBTS now???!!!”
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why do people have strong opinions about every. god. damn. thing. Have you tried not caring? It’s fantastic.
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it must be so embarrassing to be all the pastas that aren’t orecchiette. just knowing he’s out there, better than you
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Here’s our official announcement from @TexasChildrens @BCM_TropMed on our partnership with @biological_e to vaccinate the world beginning with this EUA in India 🇮🇳
texaschildrens.org/texas-chi… – at Houston, TX