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dylan

@twoheadedmother

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Joined June 2021
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a man without armpit hair is like an angel without wings
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sad how shygirl’s music fell off lowkey… happy for her regardless
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maxwell@swellmacks21h
two crowd shots here that make me smile every time: edie falco’s genuine joy for her fellow nominee/legend, and anna chlumsky also staying in character
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@i_am_susieNov 8
julia louis-dreyfus winning the emmy for veep in 2013. the bit that julia and tony do together on stage is absolute perfection.
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you can save yourself $18 and three hours by skipping You Can See Everything and listening to RuPaul’s song The Realness………..same themes basically explored
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I know it was meant to make fun of the writer’s professor or whatever but “it insists upon itself” is a perfectly good critique imo
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when people were bending over backwards saying this wasn't weird like no it really was and still is
jaden ♪ (@moneyisagun) profile picturejaden ♪@moneyisagunNov 8
the way she didn’t even know sophie personally but was talking about some “my sophie” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Image from jaden ♪ (@moneyisagun)
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this was not a sweet tribute it was a bizarre thing to say especially about someone she did not know and never worked with. sega bodega and charli's sophie tribute songs were actually heartfelt and moving because they knew her on a personal level
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She was genuinely insane for this
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sucked a huge dick today #WIN
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“progressive” democrats as soon as they get into office
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The most annoying person you know would not shut up about these people in 2024
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kelci@anyafilmjoyNov 6
i didn’t even realize people felt this way about late season veep
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new shygirl album kinda puss
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i used to Cum in my ds and jus close it Lol. squishhhh Lol
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the URGENCY in her voice when she says “GET IN THE CARRRRRRR BACKSEAT GIRLSSSS” like we gotta go NOW…
Big Boobed MIB (@MIB42069) profile pictureBig Boobed MIB@MIB42069Nov 5
Good morning everyone
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THIS VEEP SHIT BITCH. TAKE YOUR SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO THE WEST WING
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The jokes were funny until I realized some of you are actually libbing out
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gay guys thirst posting with their i voted stickers is kind of tacky and played out but at the same time i'm liking all the posts
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woke 3.0 is here. no more r word.
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did someone say veep renaissance?
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