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The worst at explaining things, the best at enjoying the people who do it well. It's actually me Elon, using this as a way to find out what grimes is doing

Joined August 2014
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Need I remind people that Chuck Schumer REFUSED to endorse Zohran Mamdani after he became the DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE for the mayor of Chuck's own city.
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Really got into Blue Jay vids recently, didn't realize he was busy being based on here too holy shit
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When the next administration takes over, I really hope none of these tweets are deleted. We're so desensitized now, but once professionalism and prestige returns to office, the contrast will be so glaring people decades from now might literally not believe these things happened.
FYI: DEI is still dead.
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The amount of pro-establishment democrat revisionism I've been seeing over the past 24 hours almost feels like a psy-op. Chuck Schumer endorsed two (2) candidates: One, Janet Mills, lost that Maine primary you point out. The other, Haley Stevens, lost and endorsed a republican.
Schumer flipped literally every seat that was actually difficult. Leftists flipped...Maine, a blue state, in the biggest blue wave of my lifetime. Schumer won Mississippi, Iowa, and probably Alaska. Leftists won zero elections that anyone with a pulse and a D next to their name wouldn't have taken down
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Blississippi is crazy because they didn't even achieve it by running some white ancestral Dem. They got a Black Democrat winning against someone who sent her daughter to a segregation academy.
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insane that this 10 year old 100% caused her to lose her reelection
A 10-year old boy wrote Virginia Foxx a letter as part of a school project. He had to write a persuasive essay and he chose tax credits for electric vehicles. The congresswoman responded by ripping him & his teacher. Last night, voters retired Rep. Foxx.
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Republicans’ deep, raging hatred of children (outside of private island visits) might have finally have cracked through
insane that this 10 year old 100% caused her to lose her reelection
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BREAKING: New York demands $100,000 for every single bet Polymarket let underage users place
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BREAKING: Trump administration threatens thousands of conservative organizations to not criticize Trump for the midterm loss tied to the Iran war, and are now extensively monitoring social media accounts, per WSJ. The White House sent a memo to more than 3,000 conservative organizations that laid out a list of "Trump's accomplishments in office" and pledged to prevent newly ascendant Democrats from reversing them. "We are monitoring statements, press releases, and media engagements from your organizations," the memo ended with, a rare sentence highlighted in yellow that was not used in previous emails from the White House.
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Show me a stick of ram that tastes as good as a Krispy Kreme donut
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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Seeing today's news and thinking about the cyberambulance
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Neu! - Für Immer (Forever) The spartan, mechanical sound of perpetual motion. Rock music as something icy and utterly futuristic. Bowie’s Berlin era would’ve sounded very different without this band. 1973.
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Thank you Twitter for reminding me how much I love Peanuts
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I am a scholar in the failed post civil war reconstruction, and I did my masters thesis on the damage that failure and unaccountable conservatives have done to this country for the last 150yrs to this day, and we are on a precipice here again. America must stop allowing capitalism to preclude democracy, and hold the robber barons, racists, murderers, and corrupt politicians accountable, or this “revolutionary” election doesn’t mean shit.
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GOP politicians seem to be coalescing around explaining the midterm outcome as a result of Trump voters switching their vote to Democrats -- but so far the available data points at turnout as the main driver.
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Senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed gave his victory speech in Arabic last night. Rep. Ilhan Omar addressed her victory party in Somali. And this morning, Iran's supreme leader posted that America's collapse "has accelerated." What should we make of these acceptance speeches? @SulkinMaya
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Both the left & the right have to come to an agreement about this shit. This is an insane image.
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A peanut allergy diagnosis in infancy can mean years of avoiding the food or undergoing treatments to build tolerance. But a recent study suggests that more than one-third of babies thought to have the allergy may stop reacting badly to peanuts within months of that diagnosis. 🔗 Read more here: live-science.visitlink.me/SV…
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