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Lucy Van-Pelt tribute act. never have I ever read a newspaper ✨she/her

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There’s this flat in Falkirk on Rightmove and the dog is in every single picture lol
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Jason Arday was hounded by the British media to death. 188 articles in 9 days. 249 articles in 22 days. Over plagiarism controversy. Nathan Cofnas—a sacked Cambridge race-theorist—started the allegations. As someone who has experienced a smear campaign, I can tell you with full certainty that it can take you into total darkness. They forget they are dealing with a human being. They forget it is someone's entire life they are tearing apart. This is what sinister journalism does. Shame on the British media.
🚨 BREAKING: Jason Arday has been found dead at an address in Battersea
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Sex appeal
Every stat I’ve seen suggests this man was doing a fine job fixing a lot of the issues. What do the British people really want??
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Btw if you have forgotten to send back your postal vote you can hand it in at your polling station so it can be counted.
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This will make a fine addition to my collection
British Cabinet Ministers Losing Confidence in PM Keir Starmer: "It's Bleak" as Coup Talks Heat Up — iPaper
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THEY DID 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I really hope McFadden & O'Dea swap jackets after the ads 😂😂😂
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Bored and on a budget? Picking at your skin is completely free
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Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
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I could not disagree more… I want to think about it talk about it laugh about it and maybe even partake in it if the circumstances are right
I don’t want to think about my friends having sex. my friends don’t have sex in my world
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The genocide continues and not a single person has been held accountable for it. What a disgraceful stain on our collective conscience.
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Remember those 'defenders of women and girls'...? One in three arrested for Ballymena racist riots had been reported for domestic abuse - @TheDetailTV @lukejbutterly
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she’s in her miley cyrus bangerz era
Nicola Sturgeon has revealed her first ever tattoo 📽️
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oh god I really hope he’s texted her back so this was worth it
Replying to @xlj_xxx
Also, she’s very pretty, but her bits look like a punched ham baguette
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The folk in the audience of the bbc Edinburgh Hogmanay thing always look like they’re being held sausage
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Just found out Rob has been using my BODY exfoliating brush for his NAILS. This is the worst news I’ve had since I found out my sister and her ex were using my toothbrush.
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It’s 2024, the world is at our fingertips. U got vapes that light up different colours, salt & vinegar discos, GTA 5, u can literally get a fridge that tells u the news and gives u ice and water… and ur entertained by a bright, loud fire in the sky? It’s embarrassing
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U cannot tell me that a firework display gives u a better thrill than getting ice dispensed from a big fridge unless ur from the Victorian era
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