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Joined May 2020
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Who is responsible for changing the course of my timeline every three months
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80 years old… she was just a fucking kid…
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I’m starting to feel 13 again
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3am and I already have 9k+ steps
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Bringing only one pair of shoes to not make it seem like I only wear one pair of shoes
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So bored I took a shower
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Rebranding my parents thermostat being 80 F as a very European summer
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Dude did you see my new thought
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Image from paulwall1970 (@paulwall1970)
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Same energy:
Image from Ellie Hall (@ellievhall)
Image from Ellie Hall (@ellievhall)
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if you’re a bug just be careful ok
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え…通れな…い…？
Image from ハナちゃん (@89no87chan)
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"get his ass" is so hilarious. it's like the modern version of "seize him"
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The post is a form of copypasta to farm engagement. Multiple other accounts have also done this: x.com/i/status/20588…
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JRPG parties be like >Positive protagonist with a dark past >Guy with a demon sealed inside him >13 year old with the power to destroy continents >Beautiful woman with belts on her tatas for some reason >Normal 9-5 office worker with an open carry license >Dog >Old man (30 yo)
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Grown man having a good day
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How do I use my beauty for evil
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🇯🇵 Some of the most stunning animation ever from Ghost In The Shell (1995). I can't believe how beautiful each frame looks.
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To catch a bus you have to think like a bus
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for whom the onion rings
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computa help me
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