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Give me whatever label you want and assign me to whatever political party or belief you need to. I can't fuckin stand Trump and am ready to never see that gelatinous cum sock in my news feed ever again. Bro is a shitstain on the undies of America.
Okay bye?
Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him tmz.me/4Aap1wW
fenix retweeted
Cuándo estoy yendo a revivir a todo mi equipo pero escucho un cofre dentro de la tormenta.
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When a 6 year old plays Fortnite for the first time and wants to open a chest but there might be a pirate token
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To find the Pirate Shop you must change your mindset:
Work->Distraction
Friends->Scallywags
Family->Restraints
Other players->Enemy Pirates
Sleep->Wasted Time
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dude, fuck it. let’s just be gay. Let’s just come out as gay and make this the best halloweekend of our lives
fenix retweeted
what if instead of breaking bad it was called big huge fucking balls and penis 😭😭😭😭😭😭



























