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No pasarán. 🇮🇪 1/4 of @loosewomen - THFC & SRFC

22 dublin he/him
Joined May 2021
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Me standing in front of the portal:
dublin’s latest tourist attraction, a “portal” to new york, allows you to choose violence and bully americans in real time
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Luka reacted like that because he's had two techs for passing the ball to the referee before, it's a dumbass rule
“What the f*ck are you doing?” Fan gets ejected for passing the ball at the referee
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Why is he dressed like Thomas Gray?
Let the grift commence 🙄 so predictable … why do the right always beg for money ? Maybe he needs some new pants after pissing himself nitter.cf/YoungBobRB/status/2118…
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Tel Aviv impressed
Notice how you're saying this in English
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Guy behind me at the traffic lights, beeping your horn and giving me the wanker sign isn’t going to make me type this tweet any faster.
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RIP Sean Lock, you would have loved Russell Brand going to fucking prison.
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The implication that Ireland chose to take this piece of land from the UK
Ireland really, really wanted this house.
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Beautiful ratio
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US cops after the midterms be like: put the pronouns in the bio and nobody gets hurt
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BREAKING: Christian Pulisic has requested a leave of absence from AC Milan to process the heavy GOP defeat in the 2026 US Midterms
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LMAO YOU PISSED YOURSELF
A member of UCL faculty has just punched me in the face. Footage coming soon. Let's make this guy famous and get him sacked
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The last couple of weeks I've had loads of tweets bang, they must have buffed me
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Driving at night? Here’s 500,000 lumens of LED RAPE straight to your eyeballs
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Rough old pub I was in other night man did the quiz first question was what the fuck you looking at
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They've ignored me in DMs since this lol
Replying to @verstroll
We’re so sorry for the delay waiting four days is unacceptable. Please DM us your account email or phone number, along with a screenshot of your trip summary showing the date and time, so we can fix this overcharge right away
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jd vance as interim president
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Hello guys. Sorry for the lack of posting yesterday. My nephew did a "funny prank" by mixing some laundry detergent in my usual ribena cordial. I spent yesterday at A&E, missed all of my usual football, and was scared I would die from poisoning. But I am fine now.
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Done my monthly nose on Facebook and the fella from Raaaandom Takeaway night is on my page looking for a place to rent in Clapham
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This is the gayest thing I've ever seen
Do you reckon this will work?
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Joined September 2026 and only quotes her tweets, sorry gents
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🚨JUST IN: Premier League Panel confirms referee Chris Kavanagh made an ERROR by not giving Cole Palmer a RED CARD for charging into Tottenham’s Mateus Fernandes.
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