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Xelenial. Wife of @responsiblparty

Joined April 2021
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if you love someone you'll help them slow down. remove their sense of urgency. maybe that's why honey is a term of endearment
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happy halloween!
Dracula’s Smile, circa 1980. Painted by Robert Ingpen
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Death and Life by Gustav Klimt, 1915
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Egon Schiele, 'Crucifixion with Darkened Sun' (1907)
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it was probably claude i don’t remember, but most of the time i was going into shock from hemorrhaging was spent sitting on my phone negotiating with ai about do i really need to go to the er ? because i just assumed it would err on the side of covering its ass
Replying to @Hestia_Esq
I argued with it for like an hour the other night because my daughter’s stomach hurt and it said I had to wake up all 4 babies and drive everyone to the ER right away at 11pm
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keep being cool 🤘 nn 🩷🌒
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Worthington Whittredge - "The Old Hunting Grounds" (c. 1864)
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woman at the grocery store was telling her young daughter how she was sneaky with her blackberry under her desk, while looking at me with a knowing smile strange interaction. you probably shouldn’t have said that to her, but thanks for thinking i’m not old?
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my first bf (the maga one) had the hots for big bodybuilder women. unless he had a really weird strategy for trying to give me insecurities
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He was walking around with this backpack. ..
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She was 17, a perfectly acceptable age to not know any philosophers but a very impressive age to embarrass a 31 year old with his own bullshit.
In 1967, Woody Allen tried to embarrass the model Twiggy and it backfired 😳
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TIL huge zucchini is low quality zucchini
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plan to start making cauliflower rice. is it a pain to do? the same old non carb side options blah blah
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the energy is kittywampus today
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Adulthood is being 100% responsible for things that are only 75% under your control
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i should start a big dawg gc, i know a couple three people who should be in it, tag yourself if you want to participate
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A baby goat started pushing a cat, but the cat thought it was just getting cuddles
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brain porridge thinking “what am i supposed to talk about, every day is the same” but that’s literally not true. we traveled last weekend. but overall increased monotony with my husband never here he’s been insanely busy its insane let’s pray for that guy nn🩷🌒
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red pill accounts on here seem to be engineering some kind of Greek hero cult based around getting cucked by Chad.
If you’re in a relationship right now, you’re at the mercy of Chad. All it takes is one text, one glance, one ounce of attention from him, and suddenly your entire relationship is hanging by a thread.
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in an earlier era, i was all about getting recipes from pinterest. learning to cook per recipe in the current era, i learn from chatting with ai while doing it. how do i braise chicken thigh? how do i thicken the leftover sauce? i only have 20 minutes and this much sauce 📸
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