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roasting myself before u can roast me

brooklyn
Joined April 2013
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it’s friday the 13th. you are legally required to kiss your lover (wokely) to protect them from dark energy.
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you know mercury retrograde is coming to an end when my boyfriend runs into my west coast saphhic twin flame in a mostly monogamous marriage on the G train
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If you’re in bed, stay in bed
Everyone get into bed and get under the covers and remain there until further notice
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Have you tried love darling? It's to live for
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I’m actually a lot more than this
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there's a phase in your 20s when life just keeps humbling you over and over.. insane character development takes place during that phase
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how it feels to not go home for the holidays in november nor december this year and for the foreseeable future
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recognizing that it is cptsd has been the first true step to healing for me. a better reality is possible don’t give up
being self aware of your own intense emotional dysregulation is the worlds loneliest experience sitting there hurt and upset at someone or something knowing you shouldnt be yet having to comfort yourself all alone with the pain that feels very real
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I love banishing people from my realm. you displeased me for the last time.
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under my leadership it’s gonna be youtube.gov
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i’ve decided to demand more attention from people
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bisexual because i’m half avoidant on my dad’s side and one quarter anxious + one quarter avoidant on my mom’s side
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i’ve never regretted a tattoo because i have perfect taste
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women in the prime of their life are staying home to eat annie’s mac n cheese and watch tubi
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influx of reply guys on instagram while actively bf posting. is poly just the brooklyn default assumption these days?
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my chronic illnesses haven’t killed me yet but they’ve killed a thousand versions of myself that i could’ve been and nearly every dream i’ve ever had and i think that’s worse sometimes
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finally waging a war against my manipulative father and he chose flight instead fight #thankgod
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reassuring everyone that i'm okay when i really need friends to show up to my doorstep and spoon feed me
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didn’t happen to me because i was a shell of myself living with my parents. late bloomer it’s probably happening now
i miss having the kind of insufferable intellectualism that you can only achieve between the ages of 14 and 19
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nvm asking for help is the most terrifying thing in the world
no one warns you that realizing your worth is the most terrifying thing in the world
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