*taps a billion fucking CHATURBATE XXXXGIRLSDOTCOM popup ads and starts touching my weiner but gets even more annoyed when it keeps on telling me that my iPhone has been hacked*
honk snoo ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
ass so fat it has its own gravitational pull and coincidentally my gf is always stuck in it #plapstronaut
people discovering aunty hammyโs night owl now of all times is really funny to me because i swear to god she has been on this shit since 2024 at the very least (and you can quote me on that too)
honk snoo ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
no ao3 for possibly 4 weeks SOMEONE DO SOMETHING @AO3_Status @FBI @CIA @ZohranKMamdani @ibytames @Uber_Support
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honk snoo ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
Day 1 without ao3.
It's cold, and I can't stop the children from crying. They don't know when father will return. I don't have the heart to tell them that it will be weeks. A month even. I've tried making a fire countless times, but it won't take.
Tomorrow will be better.
just for research: where do you get your flu shots
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honk snoo ๐ฆ๐ท retweeted
they are sending us straight to no nut november
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