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Nairobi ,kenya
Joined May 2018
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kuna ule alisema mtoto wake alipelekwa supermarket wakiingia aka shout ‘mwedia’ 😂😂😂 hajawai mrudisha ushago
Wacha niende nichukue mtoto wangu ushago, nasikia anasema, "Nikundishe maji."😭
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"Kuteleza sio kuanguka" - Owich.
🤖 Made with AI
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Players wa Ajax wasikam na ziggo, nishawabebea.
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Sunken Muscles, 0 strength, weak
Good weather out here.
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Hii ndio akili ulipeleka Tujuane na huko pia wakakukataa.....it now makes sense. 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
Mnataka ku cancel game ya Bayern ju ya? Let's separate football from politics,we can Hate Ruto and love our country
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🚨 BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo wage history 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 Sporting CP ~ €300/w 🔴 Manchester United ~ £120,000/w ⚪ Real Madrid ~ €577,000/w ⚫ Juventus ~ €1.1M/w 🔴 Manchester United ~£515,000/w 🟡 Al-Nassr — ~€3.5.... love
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Their stupid explanation is that an undersea fibre cable was cut near at the Strait of Hormuz, and they're fixing it. Swali ni mbona hao service providers wengine wako sawa kwa datacenter? They're intentionally throttling your speeds, and y'all need to call that green teleco.
Safaricom internet has been acting up since yesterday, very slow speeds.
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Their stupid explanation ni undersea fiber cable was cut off at the Strait of Hormuz and they're fixing it. Swali ni mbona hao service providers wengine wako sawa kwa datacenter?
Safaricom internet has been acting up since yesterday, very slow speeds.
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Yani ukitaka ku view images on twitter unazima Safaricom WiFi unawasha data 🚮
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Bayern will receive €5m for the trip to Nairobi, Kenya to play a friendly against Ajax on January 5th. Vincent Kompany approved the trip, which was then handled by Marketing and sales director Rouven Kasper. 'For that kind of money, you have to do it', it was said at Säbener Straße [@mano_bonke]
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The whole world is preparing for war ,Kenya is preparing for games..
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: State House announces major breakthrough in tackling Kenya’s cost-of-living crisis. Bayern Munich will play Ajax in a new stadium. Citizens are advised to eat the circus. Bread will be provided at a later date.
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How exactly do you separate a political move from an event that is pure politics? I’ve never heard anyone seriously calling out Kenya hosting AFCON thats love for our country.
Mnataka ku cancel game ya Bayern ju ya? Let's separate football from politics,we can Hate Ruto and love our country
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Went to a hospital in Kiambu today got treated in like 1 and a half hours including laboratory, the doctor wrote some medicine and i was given all of them in the hospital, nlidhani zingine ntaambiwa nikabuy nje
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Replying to @omondike_
He was attacked by thugs and hit on his head and he didn't realise the severity of attack until after a few days that he developed headache. After scan he had internal head bleeding.
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Slooowly ODM will understand what happens after hema za matanga kuondolewa.
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Hatusemi hiyo game ni mbaya. Tunasema we have too many urgent needs that need to be addressed before we can enjoy such stuff.
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Hua naona my boys from high school wakipost mabibi na watoto na mimi ni kuweka tu memes za kutusi serikali na Manchester😂😂😭
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Hii kiburi unaweza dhani ni taxes zako pekee zilitumika kuamsha hio stadium. Everyone has the right to exercise their freedom of speech vile wanataka vile pia; hakuna mtu anakukazia kutype upuzi every other day on this app.
Ukisema Wantam kwa game ya Ajax na Bayern FC next year kando yangu one of us ataenda jela. We have entertained washenzi for far too long. That same year ndio ya election but instead of waiting for elections you just want to destroy everything even the vibes of the people attending a game. What nonsense is this kusema ukweli? Why are we allowing bitter people to even spoil our game just to please their master Gachagua? Next year ata ticket zinafaa kuuzwa 10k😏 Nobody would pay 10k to hear wantam or tutam chants kwa game!
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Na si hizi Ai ndio zilifanya wakidnap kibet? Soo hii imekubalika juu ni opposition candidate? Tukianza kumaintain the energy, we hope mkuwe collected the same way.
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