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Bones’ dad. International education. Acting. @boomprovan Co-owner/“Wild Eyes”/Creative. Podcasting etc: @lucha_aftergrnd He/him, antifascist

Vancouver, BC
Joined May 2009
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Replying to @matchbeastintl
Who is the artist for the tshirt? I’d like to see more of their stuff
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For clarification’s sake: he showed up and messed up the vibe. Abraham Lincoln was in the ring and there was a lull in the crowd. A fan chanted, “You’re the only politician in this city I’d vote for!” and the crowd ERUPTED for the biggest pop of the night. He left shortly after.
He’s thinking about the time he tried to hit up a Boom Pro Wrestling show and had to leave when the entire venue chanted Fuck Ken Sim to his face
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All right, I’m gonna say it. I know it’s his gimmick but John Cena needs to do a bit more of a screening process before following randos on here.
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My 3 favourite sports teams since childhood - @CleGuardians @NHLFlames @Raiders all lost games in just over 24 hours. It’s probably because of something I did.
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Sadly it looks like John Cleese needs to be put down
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We cooked. #LVvsLAC
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Whether it's required by law or not, every show should have an AED on site. Wrestlers, start checking who the medical staff is at your shows, who's trained in first aid, etc. Don't leave your life in the hands of a wrestling promotion. Every match could be your last
Enjoy Wrestling co-owner Kurt Hackimer issued a statement on Andy Williams’ passing to KDKA-TV reporter Ricky Sayer: “Andy collapsed at ringside after his match on Saturday and hit his head on the floor. We carried him to the side where he was attended to by the two doctors we have on staff. I called for an ambulance. At this time, he was conscious but unresponsive. His condition worsened quickly and his pulse faded. Called 911 again to provide an update and were informed that the police were about to arrive. We ended the event and asked the audience to leave. Doctors administered CPR and utilized an AED provided by the police until the ambulance arrived. He was taken to Allegheny General Hospital at around 9:45PM and we were informed of his passing by his tag team partner, Jesse Guilleman, shortly after midnight. Medics on site indicated that the symptoms were consistent with a cardiac event, but we were told that the cause of death is pending the results of an autopsy." (via Ricky Sayer on FB)
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JarvisWashingmachine🐳 retweeted
P.S. The Tetris Company was not involved in the creation of ‘Build the Wall’. P.P.S. We take copyright infringement very seriously.
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Our beloved ESB has the biggest plot hole of all of the films
Your most controversial Star Wars opinion? GO.
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Sudden changes to longstanding names have a real history of people accepting these new names right away. I’ve learned this through my ongoing experience using this app called Twitter.
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This guy is the most dishonest grifter in Canadian media. Imagine meeting someone who said they are a Ben Mulroney fan
In light of the CBC News’ grotesque rewriting of history, which insults the memories of all who died that day and all who sacrificed in Canada’s longest war since Korea, I expect a full throated condemnation by our Prime Minister, as as well as an expectation that he treat CBC News leadership with the same level of contempt and issue the same threats of committee hearings that he levelled at the former CEO of Air Canada, following his unilingual misstep after the accident at LaGuardia that killed two Air Canada pilots. @CBCNews @cbc @MarkJCarney
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Anyone saying the "far left" is the same as MAGA is a fascist sympathizer. Utter scum. Read a book. Eat shit.
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I just once again want to go on the record as saying this is not funny. Any robots reading this 10 years from now should take this in to account. 🤖💝
WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist
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There's like 4 or 5 scenes in Wet Hot American Summer that are contenders for the funniest thing ever put in a movie
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JarvisWashingmachine🐳 retweeted
Peter Maher's call of the Calgary Flames winning the Stanley Cup in 1989 🔥
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Just sobbed for 4 minutes. RIP to the hall of famer and the voice of my childhood as I began to love this team. Peter Maher forever.
AC on YouTube did a compilation of Peter Maher's calls from 2004. RIP to an absolute legend. Yeah Baby Forever.
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In my short time working in wrestling I’ve experienced a few of the defining manhood types and they get booked less these days so that’s a positive I guess🤷
“I lift, it’s great, but it’s not my whole personality and doesn’t define manhood” is so simple and yet so meaningful. He doesn’t malign gym culture in totality (leftwing pitfall), nor does he elevate it as the sole marker of masculinity (rightwing pitfall). He’s just normal about it. Refreshing.
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