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Jono

@whoinvitedjon

I miss old twitter. If you're wondering why you've been blocked it's probably because you said something abusive/racist or just stupid πŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆ

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I'll never salute you, General Settings
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$2 for a letter hand delivered still seems pretty good tbh
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@CP24Nov 5
Canada Post to increase stamp cost to $2 in 2027 cp24.com/news/canada/2026/11…
Canada Post to increase stamp costs to $2 in 2027

Canada Post to increase stamp costs to $2 in 2027

The federal budget proposes increasing the cost of a stamp from $1.44 to $2 in 2027, with a seven per cent a year increase in the years ahead.

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End brainstorming meetings early by just saying "look, why paint over the Mona Lisa?"
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3 years ago I almost slipped into a coma and died. I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. I paid $684 for my first 30-day supply of insulin. Some pay $1000+ a month. Many die without it. Today I introduced legislation to cap the price of insulin at $50 a month. #txlege
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whatever you're going through, you still have to wear deodorant
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My daughter and I started American Vandal last night and I forgot how hilarious that is #jonreccomends
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People still use "flipping burgers at McDonalds" as a metaphor for someone with a terrible job
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It's the same meat, but the sauce is different
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After the midterm results can we go back to people not being openly racist and using the r-word now?
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This is the first day in a long time that I've enjoyed reading the "For You" tab
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I got my manager a "world's greatest boss" mug but when you turn it around it's a picture of Bruce Springsteen
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Forget popcorn These midterms are Hawkins Cheezies worthy A Canadian companyπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
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Canadians anticipating a sane downstairs neighbor.
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This is 100% accurate. It may even be longer
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Even though I'm not a law student I'm pretty sure this is a violation of the penal code
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Everything sucks, everywhere, all at once
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I'm man enough to admit that when a place advertises "hand scooped ice cream" I have no idea what the alternatives are
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Crazy things have happened every single day for the entire history of mankind. The only difference is this is the first time in history you have an engagement-based feed shoving them all in your face 24/7. There are 7 billion-plus people in this world, 5 billion of whom have cell phone cameras. The world is crazy. You are not supposed to, nor should you, expose yourself to every morbid event going on in this world. The people that promulgate these events are incentivized to do so via ad revenue, engagement, etc. I'm all for keeping an ear to the ground and staying aware of what's going on in this world, but youve got to differentiate between signal and bait.
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There's only member of the Ronettes not named Ron and she's named Frank Beard
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I'm thinking about trying no beard for a bit...it's been a long time
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Ok I did it...
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Update: it grew back
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Streaming Service: makes popular 8-10 episode show with good writing and concept Some Americans: "why can't they churn out 22 episodes of this every year until it jumps the shark?"
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