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Saw a guy with a visible boner through his very tight ribbed skinny jeans drop his phone, reach down to pick it up, audibly fart, and then his hat fell off his head revealing he was bald

I am going insane

Bust A Fucking Shit Ton November = Activated

I shaved my head yesterday

I don’t even get boners anymore my dick just gets really blue and small and falls off

Huge thanks for the lovin on the last Xeet. Hope y’all had a good Halloween! Xo. 💓

Idk how to say this but every time I try on pants at the thrift store I feel like I’m butt naked jacking off with loaded gun in my mouth fat as fuck

Blegjjh

Being morbidly depressed and not working on until ur 20s is lowkey so funny. wdym I just had the thought “Having a new video game is good, that way I know what to do with my time when I have absolutely nothing else to work on.” Like yes girl that’s leisure. You are entertained

Logged on to twitter yesterday to vent during one of the hardest episodes I’d ever experienced. Never really do that. Always used this app for mostly silliness. Was genuinley shocked to see the love I got. Thanks guys <3

Eating disorder recovery lowkey the most lonely shit I’ve ever had to deal with man

What the fuck is that

I wrote about Julian Casablancas, lookalike competitions, and Gen Z Cynicsm for Disposable Parts Magazine. Check it out. disposablepartss.substack.co…

This being the precise sentiment a blonde girl from Spokane Washington would have

LMAOO