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Joined April 2016
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Lil update 😌
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New reports reveal that ICE killed a U.S. citizen in March 2025 and never disclosed it until now. Ruben Ray Martinez was shot multiple times in South Padre Island, Texas, just five days after turning 23.
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9 months before the 2024 election, Trump said he wanted Venezuela to collapse so he can take them over for oil, and now he's bombing Caracas on the first full moon of 2026. This was never about drugs. It was always about oil.
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You’re not gonna get me with the “no one deserves this” angle because I believe evil people like him should in fact die
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That one nigga in the vid screaming “CHARLIE😭” frying me man
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niggas calling blatant racism “differing opinions” man fuck you 😭😭😭
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I don’t remember anyone voting for him who tf does he think he is
BREAKING: Elon Musk calls for Democratic Rep. Rosa DeLauro to be expelled from Congress. 👀
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The cops crossed paths with him right after one of the murders but left him alone because they were looking for a black man, despite every surviving victim describing him as the whitest white man to ever white man, which he himself mocked them for in a letter.
56 years ago today, the never-caught Zodiac Killer claimed his first victims. His identity remains a mystery to this day.
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WHY DID SHE DELETE THIS?! she is spitting facts
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He was on the throne during slavery too.
No matter who wins the election God is still on the throne.
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We need to be more like France, every time their government does some fucked up shit they destroy everything.
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Sooo when’s the riots? Or are we waiting until everything starts going to shit?
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Thinking about how barbie was able to be assertive in her boundaries with ken every time he tried to make a move on her because shes never lived in a world where women fear the consequences of saying no
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If it is going to become standard practice for employers to say “thanks but you can actually just never come in again” when given a two weeks’ notice, then a two weeks’ notice should no longer be the standard.
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how tha unlinkable women be after tha first link
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It’s actually hilarious that the same people who would say “you wouldn’t survive a call of duty lobby” are now uninstalling the game over an operator being pulled
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Beef ain’t been resolved to this day 💀
Name a famous HBCU battle. No googles.
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