cleverhandle retweeted
Black Americans may have had the luckiest trajectory of any Black person ever born.
> Born retarded in third world tortured hellscape
> Millions of slaves in Africa
> Be enslaved by fellow black people
> Be sold by Africans slavers to White people
> Escape human blood sacrifices and torture
> Only 388,000 ended up in the United States
> Black American slave owner sues to keep slaves forever
> Slave owners feed, clothe and house you encouraging slaves to have kids
> White slaves in Africa and the Middle east are either raped or castrated
> White people feel bad about slavery
> White people fight to free slaves and pressure all countries on earth to stop
> British literally sail the ocean to stop slaving from Africa
> Blacks become free in White countries first
> Now living in a White country utopia
> Told you are equal when clearly you are not
> Granted racist special privileges so now you don't even have to be as smart or work as hard to get into the best schools or land the best jobs
> Make more money than any black in any black country in history
> Still pretend you're the victim of White people
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cleverhandle retweeted
If you’re down on your fantasy team or your record feels disappointing.
This chart really puts things into perspective
It’s pretty much Bijan, Gibbs, JSN, Kenneth Walker, Christian Watson, and Parker Washington.
Everyone else has missed on expectations some by ALOT
Replying to @PHClapp @AustinAbbott
At least this year it is.
Here's a heat map of the top players.
Red means they haven't reached their preseason expected potential.
Ew.
cleverhandle retweeted
Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers
cleverhandle retweeted
How I’m gonna feel driving the new Tesla Roadster when Danger Zone starts playing



































