@yoSoNon

i be talkin shit like i ain't scared to lose a fist fight

Chicago, IL
Joined January 2019
oh i'm king of the trees i'm the treemeister #ApexLegends store.playstation.com/#!/tid…
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"Ben Gates is going after the Epstein files. I'll make that movie.”
Nicolas Cage says he hasn’t agreed to ‘NATIONAL TREASURE 3’ despite director Jon Turteltaub saying otherwise. “You got to get these microphones out of these directors' hands… Ben Gates is going after the Epstein files. I'll make that movie.”
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>losing my religion because the Pope says the grotesque spectacle of a publicly broadcast firing squad execution is bad
It’s posts like these from the Pope that have made me wish Cardinal Sarah had been voted Pope. The man being executed killed 14 people, including a baby. Pope Leo has been a huge disappointment, and it’s truly started to made me question if remaining Catholic has been worth it.
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Qui-Gon Jinn was a fucking asshole letting a 9 year old do this lmaoo
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The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty
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I wasn't gonna drink tonight but I miss Hal Jordan like a MF
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the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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They don't make Video Games That Molest You anymore
Dead Rising 1 is a pretty fun game when you have prior knowledge, but acquiring this prior knowlegde requires one of the most miserable first playthroughs in video game history
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My worst Deadlock habit is thinking I can save my teammate getting jumped by 4 people by going "berserker mode".
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"the fbi uses undercover informants to radicalize teenagers on the internet into doing mass shootings that they then stop (sometimes) in order to launder their horrible reputation of ineficacy" is one of those things that sounds like a conspiracy but is just True unfortunately
FBI agents have apprehended an 18 year old who had been speaking to an FBI informant for two years until the FBI provided him with a rifle and ammunition and arrested him for it, the FBI says.
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My friend started playing Lash and when I lane with him he like blacks out and the Lash speaks through him and then when he comes to he has no idea what happened and I have to explain to him that he kept saying “The Lash wants you to work the shaft” for 30 minutes ig vc
why do all Lash players just get corrupted by the character like the symbiote
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The worst thing about AI is that I can’t get customer service for anything anymore, the only way to reach out to a human for help involves breaking the AI chatbot first like it’s some troll at a bridge you gotta bypass
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>Looks up Rat King’s lore >He’s the king of the rats I don’t know what I was expecting
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Glen Powell is staying quiet on politics in interviews because "over time I realized that politics divide people." "People trying to prove their point — for me, it’s the worst version of a conversation. I genuinely do not like the discourse. It’s not as healthy as it once was. [Engaging in politics] is not presently possible. I applaud people for jumping into those things and fighting for what they believe in. If I were a political person, I would be talking about it. For me, my calling is elsewhere.” (via Esquire) variety.com/2026/film/news/g…
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The first mission of the Church is to help people be attentive to the profound questions of life: those concerning our origin and our destiny, as well as those concerning the meaning of love and suffering. The logic of profit at all costs and the manipulation of information risk exerting undue pressure on people to conform to a lifestyle centred on the consumption of material goods, but our hearts are made to look upwards. #GeneralAudience
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One of the more disturbing elements of the world of Fahrenheit 451 is that the classics still exist, they’ve just been wholly rewritten to remove anything that makes them interesting or challenging. Our addiction to a fully frictionless existence is going to kill us.
I just saw this in the kindle store and now you all have to suffer along with me
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Maturing is realising your sick days are for when you’re sick of work
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Yeah, I'm unlocking to make a point about this: It's not even him saying it. He's probably tying a "Look, we gotta stop Iran so they don't nuke LA" It's the crowd. The second they hear "let them take out Los Angeles" they go fucking wild. They'd support nuking fellow Americans
Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
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five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes
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