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Cool Garfield

@zal01

i don't want the old taco bell menu items back, i just want revenge. Lobos | FGC | DIY

 Albuquerque, NM
Joined February 2009
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Fuck it, hotdog ristra
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That shit eating grin when he steals Regan’s bar 😮‍💨
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@ZohranKMamdani) profile pictureZohran Kwame Mamdani@ZohranKMamdaniNov 4
It's morning again in America.
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What the fuck world am I living in man.
Sidelines - Pac-12 (@SSN_Pac12) profile pictureSidelines - Pac-12@SSN_Pac127h
Feels like we are down to a 2 horse race in the G6 Boise State New Mexico Will come down to November, every game with CFP implications.
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In a extremely petty move I just wrote a Letterboxd review that doubled as a subtweet I have deleted it bc I am reformed.
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Justin Whang 🐙 (@JustinWhang) profile picture
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Whenever I see a shirt with a black option and a color option, I assume the color one was the one they really wanted to make but they also like money
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"minerva" by deftones (2003)
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What the fuck are you going to do for work in Wyoming??
Jeff Hunt (@jeffhunt) profile pictureJeff Hunt
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If you move from Colorado to Wyoming, the average person will save $8,620 a year in taxes and fees.
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if the hatred in your heart for maga and the republican party is pure enough, we will always align regardless of policy disagreements.
henry (@DemNationalist) profile picturehenry@DemNationalist12h
Mr Blue Sky 2026
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No because I had a Mandela effect thing about him being in jail for a while already
mount bellyache (@mountbellyache) profile picturemount bellyache@mountbellyache19h
last time i can post this
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i wanted russell brand imprisoned before i even knew about the rape
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
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JUST IN: Chinese man crashes car at 280 mph, walks away completely unharmed.
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Replying to @powerfulwizerd
Have fun and be yourself
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no ya (@oktruetho) profile picture
no ya@oktruetho15h
Platonically leaving it in while we sleep
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They were supposed to be killing someone on live TV next month btw lol
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This is what evo’s future looks like btw
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
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Breaking News from @TheAthletic: LIV Golf, which lost its Saudi funding, has shut down after five years of operation and $5 billion spent. nyti.ms/4BJi5IP
LIV Golf is done after 5 years and $5 billion spent dividing the sport

LIV Golf is done after 5 years and $5 billion spent dividing the sport

The bankruptcy process will now prioritize paying creditors as much as possible from the tour’s assets.

nytimes.com
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The rats are abandoning ship. Time to go for the throat.
Ben Penn (@benjaminpenn) profile pictureBen Penn@benjaminpenn19h
NEWS: DOJ Civil Rights head Harmeet Dhillon expected to resign as soon as today, the first of multiple senior DOJ officials likely to leave post midterms, w/@cecelou18 news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law…
Dhillon Resigns From DOJ Civil Rights After Democrats’ Sweep (3)

Dhillon Resigns From DOJ Civil Rights After Democrats’ Sweep (3)

Harmeet Dhillon stepped down from her role leading the Justice Department’s civil rights unit, marking the first senior DOJ official to resign following Democrats’ massive midterm wins.

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YOOOO
BrettG19 (@BrettG19) profile pictureBrettG19@BrettG1920h
Did the thing. It’s incredible.
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Evan DeSimone@SmorgasboredomNov 4
The millennial reign of terror starts now.
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american culture is just pro-wrestling now
hello and welcome (@hellowelcomepod) profile picturehello and welcome
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this nuggets in-arena bit is insane
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I cant wait to watch Hudson Mayes dunk over him in December!!
NCAA Buzzer Beaters & Game Winners (@NCAABuzzerBters) profile pictureNCAA Buzzer Beaters & Game Winners
@NCAABuzzerBtersNov 4
A collective chill just went down the spines of every CBB Coach on the West Coast. Rioux is starting to figure it all out 🥶
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as she should
ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) profile pictureProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalkNov 4
Dianna Russini begins to get the word out that she's coming back to sports media "next week." nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
Dianna Russini gets out the word that she's coming back to work next week

Dianna Russini gets out the word that she's coming back to work next week

The halfway point of the 2026 NFL season arrives this weekend.

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