Think I might actually do this, if only for the ability to run around taking spectacular landscape screenshots.
Fingers crossed that the names I'm after have not yet been thought of by anyone else because I'm a betaless pleb.
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Π― Π²ΡΠ΅ΠΌ ΡΠ΅ΡΠ΄ΡΠ΅ΠΌ Π»ΡΠ±Π»Ρ, ΠΊΠΎΠ³Π΄Π° ΠΎΡΠΈΡΠΈΠ°Π»ΡΠ½ΡΠ΅ Π°ΡΡΡ ΠΏΠΎΠΊΠ°Π·ΡΠ²Π°ΡΡ ΡΠ°Π·Π½ΡΠ΅ Π½Π°ΡΠΎΠ΄Ρ ΠΠ·Π΅ΡΠΎΡΠ° ΠΊΠ°ΠΊ ΡΠ°Π·Π½ΡΠ΅ ΡΠ°ΠΌΠΎΠ±ΡΡΠ½ΡΠ΅ Π½Π°ΡΠΎΠ΄Ρ ΠΈΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΠΌΠΈΡΠ°, ΠΊΠ°ΠΊ ΡΠΎΠ²Π΅ΡΡΠ΅Π½Π½ΠΎ ΡΠ°ΠΌΠΎΠ±ΡΡΠ½ΡΠ΅ ΡΠ°ΡΡ, ΡΠΎ ΡΠ²ΠΎΠΈΠΌΠΈ ΡΡΠ»ΠΎΠ²ΠΈΡΠΌΠΈ, ΡΠ²ΠΎΠ΅ΠΉ ΠΊΡΠ»ΡΡΡΡΠΎΠΉ. ΠΠΎΠ³Π΄Π° ΡΡΠΎ Π½Π΅ ΠΏΡΠΎΡΡΠΎ Π»ΡΠ΄ΠΈ, Π½Π° ΠΊΠΎΡΠΎΡΡΡ
Π½Π°ΡΡΠ½ΡΠ»ΠΈ ΠΊΠΎΡΡΡΠΌΡ Ρ ΡΠΎΠ³Π°ΠΌΠΈ, Ρ
Π²ΠΎΡΡΠ°ΠΌΠΈ ΠΈ Π΄Π»ΠΈΠ½Π½ΡΠΌΠΈ ΡΡΠ°ΠΌΠΈ.
Short stories, books you liked as a kid, revisiting your favourites. Dracula, Persuasion, and Goodnight Mister Tom are the three I fall back on to get me out of reading slumps.
You don't have to start with the top-10-intellectual must-reads. It's all reading, it all counts.
01. Start with shorter books and build up your reading stamina. Possibly your ability to focus has been sapped by other media. Luckily, this is a problem with a simple solution. The more you read, the easier reading will become.
02. Carry a book with you. I find it very unsettling when I visit airports and everyoneβbabies, kids, parentsβis glued to a screen. We spend a good chunk of our lives in DMV lines and sitting in diners. You can get a shocking amount of reading done in those spare moments.
03. Read before falling asleep. This is actually where I get most of my reading done. Resolve that for the next hour or however long, youβre not going to look at your phone. Thereβs something almost hypnotically soothing about reading in silence at the end of a day.
04. Reduce the level of non-book entertainments. This is the main reason most people struggle with reading, because we live in a world of infinite diversions. Harold Bloom said, βThere are enormous obstacles to deep reading now. The tyranny of the visual is a frightening thing.β
But once you realize those diversions are the very things keeping you from reading, it becomes easier to prioritize reading as a hobby. Books are both good for the brain (in the same way exercise is good for the body) and more emotionally rewarding than much of what we consume.
05. Keep a reading diary. It can be something as simple as jotting down the titles of every book you complete. Seeing those titles begin to add up is enormous fun, and will motivate you to want to keep reading.
06. Remember that reading is supposed to be fun. Thereβs a reason books were the chief entertainment for American pioneers and British coal-miners of the nineteenth century. We once had a massively literate working-class, and I believe we could revive a culture of reading for pleasure.
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The entire first number in Beauty and the Beast is βdamn this bitch is hot, shame shes so autisticβ so anyway shes my favorite Disney princess because sheβs also a monsterfucker
I had a date picked out, then a friend loaned me DA:O. Just another week, wait, I have to restart and get that questline right, okay, another week, another character, another month. Ridiculous? Maybe. No other media has even come close to having that impact, though.
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Veilguard did not kill BioWare. Private equity killed BioWare. Money killed BioWare. Corporate greed killed BioWare. Shut the fuck up about wokeness and Veilguard for fuckβs sake. Holy shit
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Don't even get me started on how annoying monsters can be...π
having a strong preference for a particular Austen adaptation; or, as I like to call it, regency bias
If a person chews so loudly across a room that they can still be heard over the noise of the tv, it should be legal to defenestrate them.
This little idiot has made his way around the whole house SHOUTING and I had to pick him up and relocate him because he was trying to drag his chunky self up the screen door directly in front of the cat. Every animal on this property is a little stupid, I fear.
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God Forbid Women Have Hobbies. Twenty new limited edition prints of these gals are now available in the shop, each one hand printed, signed, and numbered by yours truly. As always, once theyβre gone, theyβre gone, so theyβre only around while supplies last. π€
It would have gone a long way in that cutscene in the "lets do teamwork" xpac to have Liadrin going full badass and then having Zul'jarra leaping in over the top with a steel chair behind a flash of ghostly loa faces thereby giving trolls their own moment. But, you know, nah.




















