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Joined December 2010
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Zoe Mahoney retweeted
i think some people who are criticizing showgirl need to know that while youve been getting down about the liars and the dirty dirty cheats of the world you couldve been getting down to this sick beat
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taylor swift in 2011: from when your brooklyn broke my skin and bones i’m a soldier who’s returning half her weight, and did the twin flame bruise paint you blue? just between us, did the love affair maim you too? travis kelce in 2011: i just gave a squirle a peice of bread
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Zoe Mahoney retweeted
Zack and Cody can finally dine at the fancy italian restaurant they reserved 15 years ago
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This is how Taylor should announce rep tv
The emergency alert test will hit US phones today at 2:20PM EST.
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My dad works as a stagehand so to hear @taylorswift13’s appreciation for drivers/staff/etc is SO heartwarming. Not all entertainers are like this. Taylor, you are queen and I’ll love you forever 🩵 #TaylorSwift #TaylorSwiftErasTour
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Garlic mayo really elevates a sandwich experience.
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I’ve never cried more at a movie theater in my life #GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3 @AMCTheatres
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“She got us a wheelbarrow, I think Thomas Jefferson made it…”
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Zoe Mahoney retweeted
most whales can not run a mile, many could not even walk a mile
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Zoe Mahoney retweeted
Why do I have a LinkedIn
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My favorite moment from 2023 so far is when the cashier said “fine, your funeral” when I asked if I could get all of my groceries in two bags
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someone born in 1999 is 46 years old, let that sink in
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Zoe Mahoney retweeted
you gain: one hour of sleep you lose: the ability to walk to your car after work without thinking a man might murder you
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