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in a toxic relationship with this bird app.

Joined March 2021
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Tun yaushe nake fada maka?
subhanallahi I’m fat
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This tweet just triggered my 407 ptsd
focus 407 . 407 don make me run mad guy , mechanic don ever block you b4 ?
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The number of protesters supposedly killed by IRGC increases by a factor of a thousand every two business days. I’m sure it’s at 70000 now and will reach 100000 very soon
Abdul's response tells you everything you need to know.
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Salazar Slytherin retweeted
Descendants of CIA agents who sold out Cuba and Iran love these fake sob stories. “Waaaah Castro k*lled my grandpa” …u ever consider your grandpa was a fck nigga?
Abdul's response tells you everything you need to know.
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Which bronsexual made this graphic. You got win shares and fucking vorp but no most 3s of all time, most regular season 3s, most 3s in a game, most points in a regular season game or playoffs.
Who's No. 1 at each thing in NBA history? Here you go...
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Salazar Slytherin retweeted
"Reforms are working... Don't worry about all these small small things like food and all... It's the price to pay..." Meanwhile, dey share Prados and approve more loans on top of our mounting debt.
I woke up this morning thinking about how hard things have become. We're not living anymore. We're just existing. Things that should be basic, like food, rent, transport, light and school fees, have become luxuries. You work twice as hard just to prove you're trying, and at the end of the month there's still nothing left to show for it. Drive through any street and you'll see grown men and women begging. Some of them once had jobs, dreams and dignity. I can't blame them. The system that was meant to protect them failed them. Every day, prices go up. Every day, we're told to be patient, that the reforms will work, that we should wait a few more years. But how long can a hungry person wait? As someone who talks about money every day, this one hurts me the most. I tell people to invest from the little they have. But for millions of Nigerians, that little isn't even enough to survive. You can't invest money that has already been eaten by rent and food before it lands. Go anywhere in the world and you'll find Nigerians working harder than anyone in the room. We are not lazy. We are not unserious. Life here has just become unfair, and the wealth sits in the hands of a few. Our brightest minds keep leaving. Doctors, engineers, creatives, builders. They didn't leave because they hate home. They left because home stopped making room for them. And if you choose to stay and do things the right way, the system frustrates you until it breaks something in you. To those who benefit from this, who loot what was meant for millions and think it will last forever, remember this. Everything in this life is vanity. The pain you've caused doesn't disappear. One day it comes back to the same table you're eating from. But I refuse to give up completely. Things can still change if we become intentional and stop accepting this as normal. The 2027 election is coming. Please, vote with your conscience. Don't sell your vote for a bag of rice and ₦5,000. That money finishes in a day. The suffering lasts four years. Think about your children. Think about the generation coming after us. They deserve a country that doesn't punish them for being born here. We deserve better. Nigeria deserves better. Shalom.
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What a hit from Rayan. 3-1.
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AC Milan are losing against some random Harry Potter spell
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Salazar Slytherin retweeted
"But President Tinubu must never be part of those people who just want to comfort Nigerians with lies to secure their votes. He should tell us what we must hear, the painful truth and not comforting lies." One would think President Tinubu didn't feed Nigerians with lies because of his ambition and votes. It is now that "he must never be part of those people.." 😄😄😄
I will prefer that President Tinubu loses the election than him promising Nigerians that he will return the fuel subsidy and reverse his economic reforms that have set Nigeria on the path of growth and economic prosperity. At this critical stage of our country, if Nigerians want someone to lie to them to get their votes, that’s on them. But President Tinubu must never be part of those people who just want to comfort Nigerians with lies to secure their votes. He should tell us what we must hear, the painful truth and not comforting lies. Then let Nigerians decide who they want to trust their future with come January 2027.
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I have been racking my brain thinking of who reminds me of and I just got it. She sounds like Daisy Domergue from the Hateful Eight
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They saw this crowd and called Wike to activate one of his sleeper judges nitter.cf/i/status/2118293917732…
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I don’t think there’s any play in any sports I watch where it gets the reaction a poster does from basket players. Hype is crazy
Streets won’t forget 2021-2022 Gary Payton II
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Salazar Slytherin retweeted
Let me get this straight: Trump is actively in bed with Saudi and Qatar, but for some reason, a Muslim senator being elected is what’s going to usher in the Islamic revolution? So its perfectly acceptable and not suspicious at all when Muslims are bringing in billions of dollars to the table and gifting the American president a whole private jet, but suddenly an existential threat when a Muslim American citizen is exercising democratic representation in the country he was born and raised in? You want to look me in the eye and tell me that one Muslim senator has more political and economic leverage than Saudi Arabia and Qatar? Are you seriously going to tell me that, on your life?
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His management of that second half was extremely poor
Arteta’s management of Rice tonight needs explaining. He was goosed after 35 minutes.
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Salazar Slytherin retweeted
You people want Muslims to vote for Peter Obi but you’re fuming that two Muslims were elected out of the literal hundreds of people who were voted into positions of power. Practically saying that Muslims have every right to reject Obi for not sharing their faith. Dumb ass. 😭
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Como have scored 8??? Insane
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We look lost this second half
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Naija Maga 😂😂😂
Victory speech full of non conciliatory tones and divisiveness . Usually people use their victory speech to get conciliatory and bring people together . This one is doing this and you have people who would defend this and lecture you here . Lmao.
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Salazar Slytherin retweeted
Shoutout to Sarah wherever she is
Arsenal is the only club itw who got slandered by masses for beating City 5-1 and winning 1-0 away at Anfield .
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