Why don't the Mt. Rushmore heads have tiny bodies under them
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This man just ate 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days. He took his last bite to Springsteen’s “Streets of Philadelphia”. Why?
Cause this is the greatest city in the world that’s why #ChickenMan
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Kyle Schwarber: cigar in one hand, beer in the other, explaining how the Phillies got here while a certain Mickey Avalon song plays in the background.
These Phillies are peerless.
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Phillies fans are shaking in their boots right now.
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“I had to take a driving test when I [came] over [to America]. I won’t have to take a test if I want to get a gun. That’s stupid. Whoever thought that was a great idea is an idiot.” – Liam Hendriks
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The best surprise act you’ll ever see at a concert.
Kid Laroi during his concert decided to bring out…
“THE FUCKING WIGGLES.”
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At the NRA Convention someone told us that hammers are used to kill more people than guns. So we looked up the stats in front of them.
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“Elon is trying to control how people think. That is our job”. 😂😂😂 – at Saint Barthélemy
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We use to be a country. A proper country
The #Phillies are the oldest, continuous, one-name, one-city franchise in American professional sports.
On This date in Phillies history 1883 the first mascot is introduced “The Dancing Dutchman and his rat Chauncey ”
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Bittersweet announcement but after an amazing 2 years as an infectious disease expert I am moving on. I am now an expert in no-fly zones and Eastern European affairs. Excited to make the most of this new opportunity.
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Wow.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The screenshots are not authentic. They are parody. It is funny parody (arguably) and probably harmless but also seems to be misleading a lot of people. Snopes has debunked: snopes.com/fact-check/ted…
