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AI is amazing. I am extremely pro-AI 1. It has lowered the barrier of entry for programmers, resulting in hundreds upon hundreds of slop applications vulnerable to everything. This is job security. 2. AI influencers keep saying AI is going to destroy cybersecurity. This is good. AI influencers don't understand the size and scope of cybersecurity, they think it's just smashing a keyboard and making cat noises. This makes people less likely to enter our field, making us more valuable, making us more money. It's job security. Keep telling people cybersecurity is dead. 3. It's given us a new area of research: AI security 4. It's made task automation easier with slop Python scripts. In summary, cybersecurity is dead. DO NOT try to work in this field. It's all over. Cybersecurity has been solved!

Mr. Titus Tech is correct. cpuid-dot-com is indeed delivering malware right now. As I began poking this with I stick I discovered this is not your typical run-of-the-mill malware. This malware is deeply trojanized, distributes from a compromised domain (cpuid-dot-com), performs file masquerading, is multi-staged, operates (almost) entirely in-memory, and uses some interesting methods to evade EDRs and/or AVs such as proxying NTDLL functionality from a .NET assembly. The C2 domain present in one of the binaries is a clear IoC. This is the same Threat Group who was masquerading FileZilla in early March, 2026. They've been busy.

Oracle is such a terrible, evil, slime company it borders some sort of twisted black comedy skit. During the beginning of the Trump administration Larry Ellison discussed building some sort of super-AI system and said it would create as much as 100,000 jobs in the United States Fast forward, March 2026, Oracle lays off 30,000 people. 30,000 people is an absolutely insane number. Oracle sent out at email at 6am to 30,000 people which were selected using some sort "selective process", which was a computer program, or something, I don't know. You go online and see people who have worked at Oracle for over 30 years being terminated. People who have had great reviews, sacrificed for the company, ... someone there was terminated and began working at Oracle in 1993. 1993 - 2026 and then terminated by a decision from a computer program while the United States economy is already sliding into the pisser, with inflation, housing crisis, government assistance cuts, gas prices raising, and companies creating hiring freezes Then today it's announced Oracle has put in H1B requests for approx. 3,000 employees from overseas What a fucking piece of shit fucking company.

Part of TeamPCP's success thus far has been the speed in which they operate. tl;dr teampcp doing lots of supply chains, exhausting, smash and grab passwords, runaway, really tiring Generally speaking, large scale supply chain attacks are quiet with the focus being silence and espionage. A notable example of this is SOLARWINDS supply-chain attack which was conducted by the Russian Federation. The goal is to discretely insert malicious code into a products update cycle. The payload would (under ideal circumstances) execute with specific triggers in place and BE QUIET. They don't want to set off any metaphorical alarms. You quietly watch and SLOWLY work. TeamPCP (as of this writing) has focused on information exfiltration (stealing sensitive data, primarily credentials) which is more akin to a smash-and-grab rather staying silent and watching what people are doing with their binoculars. A successful supply chain attack can be a DFIR (Digital Forensics and Incident Response) nightmare. Many organizations do not have an internal DFIR on staff, hence they consult with external entities. Suddenly with a supply chain attack you've got dozens of organizations contacting the same group of companies needing a forensic investigation launched. These DFIR's can take time with reporting, identifying victims, potential PII or sensitive documents stolen, cooperation with law enforcement and legal departments (or external law firms) ... it can take days, weeks, or (depending on the scope of impact and bureaucracy) months. And then suddenly there is another supply chain attack ... and then another ... and then another ... and then another ... with a total of 50 as of this writing. The best I can describe what I'm currently seeing is a "DFIR resource exhaustion" technique. If you've got only a handful of DFIR firms spread thin across a dozen of so companies and then ANOTHER supply chain attack happens AND THEN ANOTHER AND THEN ANOTHER, with some organizations potentially being hit multiple times, it's a nightmare come alive. TeamPCP (as of what we've learned thus far) successfully used a supply chain attack to pivot to other supply chain attacks. They're chaining chains. The concern now is they've performed 50 supply chain attacks in 8 days. Is there anymore coming? Has any other vendor failed to rotate their security credentials correctly? Is any company not cooperating? What data was stolen? How many companies are even impacted? How many are unaware of what happened? How much user PII was stolen? How were these other supply chain attacks conducted? The current prevailing theory is all of these supply chain attacks are the result of the initial Trivy supply chain attack, however (unironically) DFIR work must be conducted and more investigative work needs to be performed. It is dangerously to assert with high-confidence it is the result of the Trivy supply chain attack. If you're wrong, what if it's from something else we're not aware of yet? I'm sure not all details are public (yet). More information will come out eventually. This sort of DFIR work would take months but now it's a race against the clock hoping another doesn't occur. 2026 starting off strong.

Today United States Donald J. Trump released the "Cyber Strategy for America" document. It was highlighted by FBI Director Kash Patel. Let's take a look at it together. I'll translate it from fancy political speak into nerd speak. Intro: >america is cool and badass >were strong af fr >our hackers are schizo af >we could be strongerer >need corpos to work with us fr >were fuckin shit up so nerds cant hide >america 250 years old soon >computers are important Section Two: >we made the internet >we are the best in internet stuff >mean nerds fuck shit up on the internet >mean nerds pissing us off >"im trump and im not a bitch about cyber" >mean nerds targeting important shit online >this is a new era of cyberspace >lots of money online Section Three: >mean nerds pissing us off fr >if we cant internet you, well physically hurt you >he actually wrote that LOL >other countries have shitty AI >we have the best AI >were gonna work with unis and companies for AI >wont let people be censored online >something about people censoring americans >mean nerds will get sanctioned >mean nerds will be memed >mean nerds will get beat up (maybe) >america remove more regulations on AI >regulations slow us down >gotta go fast af boi fr >cybersecurity so important fr Donald J. Trump Pillars of Action: 1. Shape Adversary Behavior >mean nerds attacking americans and companies >theyre innocent ppl tho >nsa and cia given thumbs up to hack back extra >we raising aggression 2. Promote Common Sense Regulation >reduce cybersecurity regulation >checklists are for losers >regulation make companies less agile >companies and gov need to be fast af 3. Modernize and Secure Federal Government Networks >government computers are lame >will make them better >use best practices >use "post-quantum cryptography" >use "zero-trust architecture" >use "cloud transition" >will improve stuff to hunt down nerds we dont like >will use AI for cybersecurity 4. Secure Critical Infrastructure >critical infra support important >energy grid important af to defend >banks important af to defend >hospitals important af to defend >water plants important af to defend >telecoms important af to defend >datacenters important af to defend >must defend everything important af >stop using technology made by countries we dont like 5. Sustain Superiority in Critical and Emerging Technologies >america will make more tech stuff >we gonna protect what we make fr >cryptocurrency must be secured and stuff >we need quantum stuff >ai mega important tho >we need more ai for hacking and for defense >people we dont like hack dumb and shitty ai 6. Build Talent and Capacity >we need more nerds >nerds are unironically super important >need to invest in nerds >remove "roadblocks" for nerds (???) across industry >will invest in more nerd stuff for nerds to learn

"hey smelly how do i learn malware reverse engineering?" I DONT KNOW. I never took classes, I barely read any books on it. I learned C, malware dev, then I somehow magically learned asm and reverse engineering I learned backwards. You figure out a better way