Nurse Lioness

I’m just going to say the quiet part out loud: If we ever do see a "Civil War" like the liberals are calling for, it will be Antifa, BLM, and Confused people VS Ex Military, Rednecks, Hunters, Bikers, and Sane people That's an hour we'll never get back.

One side treats a firearm like a tool with personal responsibility. The other treats a “gun-free zone” sign like a force field. Bless their hearts. Turns out, the people who actually plan for the worst case scenario aren’t the ones posting about how “nobody needs a gun.” 😂

Finally. Laws are laws. About time we put Americans first. 🇺🇸 dailywire.com/news/exclusive…

Arizona does not participate in rolling the clocks back an hour, BUT… the snowbirds that have arrived will roll their speed limit down to 20 mph. Technically, it’s like losing an hour of time each direction you drive every day anyway.

Good morning! Success is when you wake up each morning and consciously decide that today will be the best day of your life… the only difference between you having a good day or a bad day is your attitude. 😎 Have a fantastic Thursday!

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Bubba and Cooter are sitting on Bubba’s front porch, looking at their guns. 
“I keep these round for huntin, home protection, and to defend my 2nd Amendment rights,” Cooter says. 
“I just like shootin’ dem cans,” says Bubba. 
“Wow, dat shore is a lotta firepower only ta shoot cans.” Cooter says. 
“Well, there are so many of dem comin’ cross our border now. And don’tcha know it, it’s all dem Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, China-cans, Afghani-cans, Somali-cans, Musli-cans and so on… sumbody hasta make America SAFE again.”