Nurse Lioness

Bubba and Cooter are sitting on Bubba’s front porch, looking at their guns. 
“I keep these round for huntin, home protection, and to defend my 2nd Amendment rights,” Cooter says. 
“I just like shootin’ dem cans,” says Bubba. 
“Wow, dat shore is a lotta firepower only ta shoot cans.” Cooter says. 
“Well, there are so many of dem comin’ cross our border now. And don’tcha know it, it’s all dem Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, China-cans, Afghani-cans, Somali-cans, Musli-cans and so on… sumbody hasta make America SAFE again.”