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I’m a cartoonist. See my work at https://nitter.cf/t.co/1kC1RZZb6A or https://nitter.cf/t.co/NFL3L55DYK

Worst Case Ontario, Canada
Joined March 2011
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the vacuum came out today. barked 61 times. it did not leave. it never leaves. i will not rest.
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I live in Canada, it’s too cold to be a slut for Halloween.
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I understand my own humor and that’s all that matters
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Holy shit my dick smells like a tonsil stone
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Sometimes I don’t even wanna fuck, I just wanna eat pussy
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what if instead of the psych ward it was called the suck ward and they just gave you sloppy head all day until they cured you
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Its never more obvious that i don't fit in than in a packed movie theater when me and everyone else laugh at very different times
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for Halloween I’m going to dress up as someone I pretend to be on Twitter
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Finally trained my timeline to be all titties and kitties
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folks I do not have another daylight savings in me
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I like cookies and salad, but I don’t like tossing my cookies OR salads.
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I be sexting like “Likewise..”
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"Public" masturbation. Ok where do you want me to do it? The moon?
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If I’m fucking you please don’t use the term “cock” like baby this is my peepee
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Gonna make my own fun at work today & tell my non-dressed up colleagues I love their Halloween costumes.
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There ain't no mountain high enough but I sure am
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Staring at the ceiling counts as cardio if you take enough edibles
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i need those gorgeous tits in my face
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Girl you got a UTI? Cuz Ur Tits Inormous
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Happy Pussy Day to all who celebrate!
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