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You know, I actually want to go to club haunted house more than club aqua.

Joined December 2015
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Buddy of mine was acting like he was too good for Love Island with his gf like he doesn’t watch the Disney broadcasts of NFL games that turn the players into Toy Story characters.
I indulge in professional wrestling I can’t even pretend to look down at what a woman wants to watch in her free time
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Maybe they voted a certain way because one side encourages their son to talk like this
My own parents voted to hand their grandson’s country over to third world parasites who want to bleed him dry for his entire working life and rich communists who want to punish him for his skin color. Not sure how to even be around them at this point.
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"Dude you gotta be nicer about the fact vindictive psychos are trying to poison your dog. People are like... stressed out and stuff. Sorry :/"
sorry but there is a very real basis for people feeling resentment against dogs in nyc lol. obviously this is unhinged and not acceptable, but there is a real basis for people feeling this way.
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😂😂😂Eat shit lmao
Mike Minogue lost the town he lives in by 23 points 😐
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I see Americans fundamentally don’t understand their relationship to ‘israel’
Trump trying to explain the election results to Israel right now:
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You can tell how stupid someone is by how desperately they cling to platitudes. Listen to the relief in her voice when she finds one to land on: Ahh, Everyone’s Entitled To Their Own Opinion. Safe, once again, from having to say anything at all.
This is a woman who is deeply, deeply ashamed of her vote #Election2026
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This dumbass just called the Vikings a top 4 team in football because of how much he hates the Broncos lmao
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this shit is ridiculous LMAO
pinkpantheress making her own beats is nuts bruh who taught her how to freak the keys like dat
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“Oh so every time I fearmonger about a bunch of hypotheticals, you guys will bring up my party’s *actual record* of moral and civic inferiority?? That’s not fair!”
Replying to @mrklarth
You guys will spend the next decade saying "whatabout Trump" to defend everything.
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Everyone’s supposed to be better than Bo Nix until it’s time to be better than Bo Nix
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I say “ratfuck” and “fuckin rat” a lot as exclamations for a variety of situations, I never knew it was a term used in politics this specifically.
I hate the term “ratfucked” in politics. It takes something beautiful that happens between two or more rats and makes it disgusting
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Average Conservatives: “here’s another Le’ funny Pokemon deporting evil Mexican ai image. Please spread my cheeks, Netanyahu “ Average Giga Lib:
We can’t coexist with people who want us dead Liberals decorate for Halloween by hanging Donald Trump and Elon Musk from the front of their home This would be global news if it was Barack Obama or any Democrat but because it’s Elon Musk and Trump it’s apparently acceptable…. Little kids are going to be Trick or Treating going up to this house and seeing this…. The Left is the party of violence
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the level of racism to arab and muslim people have been comfortable with this election cycle is genuinely dispicable. how can you feel comfortable being this evil
Sen. @tedcruz (R-TX) says that if U.S. Sen. candidate Abdul El-Sayed (D-MI) is elected into the Senate and is placed in the Senate Intelligence Committee, "there is a very real risk that Americans will die as a result."
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「右でも左でもない普通の〇〇」という中立ぶったカスが海外でもいるらしくてある種の感動を覚えてる
La gente “né di destra né di sinistra” quando vince un candidato di sinistra
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Unhinged letters sent by school kids to US service members deployed overseas.
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evergreen.
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 14% think between it's between 6 and 25%. Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…
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Perhaps people have forgotten or were too young to remember but when conservatives swear to you that Obama was a divisive president, it’s because of stuff like this. He would say the most innocuous thing and we would get days of “Dem elitist” commentary from conservative media and pundits. Again, it’s not lost on me that Obama compared Trump’s taste to that of Saddam Hussein in the same breath, and that Trump literally said he didn’t care about high gas prices the same day, yet none of that broke through. Because perceived threats to white cultural hegemony are actually what most of the last 10 years of politics have been about. It’s the same reason why a Democrat’s career would be over for trashing Toledo, Ohio, why we still talk about Hillary’s “deplorables” gaffe, but Republicans say awful things about America’s largest cities and deny them federal funds and there’s barely a whimper of outrage.
the cheesecake factory discourse a back to the future reminder of what 2008-2016 was like on here. Obama makes funny joke revealing he's like the average American (fluent enough in gaudy chain restaurants to jest about a specific chain). GOPers decide it means he's not #oneofus. This goes on for days...
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This is going to come off elitist but I don’t think people really understand how backwards red states are and it messes with what people think moderation should be.
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