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Colonel Magoo

@ColonelMagoo

You know, I actually want to go to club haunted house more than club aqua.

Joined December 2015
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Gary Treeman@PurpyNFL20h
Maybe they voted a certain way because one side encourages their son to talk like this
Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) profile pictureOilfield Rando
@Oilfield_RandoNov 5
My own parents voted to hand their grandson’s country over to third world parasites who want to bleed him dry for his entire working life and rich communists who want to punish him for his skin color. Not sure how to even be around them at this point.
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MD@Midiaou7Nov 5
I see Americans fundamentally don’t understand their relationship to ‘israel’
EclipsalRogue 🍉🪱 Surviving College (@EclipsalRogue) profile pictureEclipsalRogue 🍉🪱 Surviving College@EclipsalRogueNov 4
Trump trying to explain the election results to Israel right now:
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@ratlimit
@ratlimitNov 4
You can tell how stupid someone is by how desperately they cling to platitudes. Listen to the relief in her voice when she finds one to land on: Ahh, Everyone’s Entitled To Their Own Opinion. Safe, once again, from having to say anything at all.
Josh Rodriguez (@Josh_Rodriguez_) profile pictureJosh Rodriguez@Josh_Rodriguez_Nov 3
This is a woman who is deeply, deeply ashamed of her vote #Election2026
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kendall@superiorsantina2 Mar 2024
this shit is ridiculous LMAO
kendall (@superiorsantina) profile picturekendall@superiorsantina2 Mar 2024
pinkpantheress making her own beats is nuts bruh who taught her how to freak the keys like dat
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Jessiah
@thepondering_Nov 2
“Oh so every time I fearmonger about a bunch of hypotheticals, you guys will bring up my party’s *actual record* of moral and civic inferiority?? That’s not fair!”
Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) profile pictureDan McLaughlin
@baseballcrankNov 1
Replying to @mrklarth
You guys will spend the next decade saying "whatabout Trump" to defend everything.
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Nikki@niknaklynnNov 2
Everyone’s supposed to be better than Bo Nix until it’s time to be better than Bo Nix
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WokeAlarm🏴🇵🇷 (@susgodss) profile picture
WokeAlarm🏴🇵🇷@susgodssOct 31
Average Conservatives: “here’s another Le’ funny Pokemon deporting evil Mexican ai image. Please spread my cheeks, Netanyahu “ Average Giga Lib:
Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) profile pictureWall Street Apes
@WallStreetApesOct 30
We can’t coexist with people who want us dead Liberals decorate for Halloween by hanging Donald Trump and Elon Musk from the front of their home This would be global news if it was Barack Obama or any Democrat but because it’s Elon Musk and Trump it’s apparently acceptable…. Little kids are going to be Trick or Treating going up to this house and seeing this…. The Left is the party of violence
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Frank Kaminsky III
@FSKPart3Oct 30
Image from Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3)
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