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Zorojuro

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Joined December 2011
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My favorite part in Jurassic Park is when the little snot nosed bookworm gets shocked with 10,000 volts and falls off the fence
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Earl's performance in the "Carl's Wake" Loiter Squad sketch deserved an Emmy
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Lmaoo
Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) profile pictureFifty Shades of Whey
@davenewworld_224 Jul 2020
This kid pranking his stepdad is better than any horror movie this year
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It doesn’t take much to simply disappear, does it?
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Emmet@Run__EMC2 Sep 2018
*Jose Abreu 30 home run/100 RBI season every year* no reaction. *javy Baez 30 home run/100 RBI season once* Hall of Fame
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Having to poop right after a shower = getting brand new shoes and stepping in dog shit.
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Fuck your boat. I spent Memorial Day weekend building a god damn deck.
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this tweet aged poorly nitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status…
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump22 May 2016
Crooked Hillary said that I want guns brought into the school classroom. Wrong!
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Suck a fat baby’s dick
Is a 3 week bout with diarrhea normal? Asking for a friend
That old “Treat Yo Self” Ritual nitter.cf/girlposts/status/94032…
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A Lunar Eclipse flat-Earther’s have never seen.
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John Fox on questions about his job security: “Frankly, I don’t give a rip.”
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Visual representation of what it's like being a Chicago #Bears fan nitter.cf/_John_Murphy/status/66…
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Fire John Fox #FireJohnFox
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Shouldn’t he be in the fucken middle
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"Net Neutrality" means corporations can't pay to manipulate how you use the internet (PORN). If this goes away, not only will all your data (PORN HABITS) be scrutinized by telecom companies, they can decide how fast your internet works on certain websites (YOUR PORN WON'T LOAD).
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😳 Kenny Golladay has the #Lions on the move with a 41-yd catch to the MIN 34 with 0:23 left in the half. #MINvsDET
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Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen! – at Vietnam
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